Thursday, April 27, 2006

Jenn Sterger Naked

Link bait. :)

Sorry I haven't posted in a week. I don't know where the hell the time went. Hopefully back with more soon.

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2 Hours of Top Model vs. 2 Hours of Masturbation

Now that I feel like I've got a handle on my free time again, I'll make another run at the whole blogging thing. I really love doing it, but I guess it's not a high enough priority. I'm gonna work to change that. It's America's new favorite pasttime!

Anyway... at the risk of becoming the America's Next Top Model Blog (actually, would that be so bad?), I didn't even know there was a 2 hour special going on last night! Luckily, I was home to watch the whole thing (since I wasn't last week and had to see the rerun show on Tuesday).

So, the top 3 is obviously going to be Joanie, Danielle, and Jade. They're going to keep Jade around because she's better than Sara (though Sara would make a great Maxim-type model), and she's better than Furonda (who is somehow still on? She's way too skinny, and her hair is always ratty, and she's doesn't seem like she has a model bone structure going on. I mean, she's not bad looking, especially compared to Jade, but Furonda is not a Top Model).

There's no way they're going to pick Jade because... well, she's Jade. There is no way to get around that personality.

And how happy was I to see that Joanie was the CoverGirl of the week last week? She's my top pick now - and has been for a while. I wanted Kari at first, but she had to much thickness going on to be a Top Model. She's another who could be a good "men's" model (cause she's got boobs). Actually, Joanie's boobs are pretty much perfect as far I can tell. And she's awesome. I loved seeing her and Danielle in the special after the show. They are pretty damn funny.

So I was thinking about how much I love Top Model... and with respect to this blog (SEX), how much I love masturbating (at least when I'm single). So, here's my poll question - you can answer in the comments - which is better for you, 2 hours of "your Top Model" or 2 hours of masturbation. I'm actually going to go with the former since after 2 hours, I'd be pretty fucking sore (pun intended).

As a follow-up, if you're comfortable with it, also put in your average time (to the second, please ;) for a masturbation session. Awesome, thanks!

And speaking of masturbation...

And one more for good measure...

Is that not the craziest thong/g-string you've ever seen?

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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Girls' Night

So there's this new teacher at school that I pursued hardcore earlier this year. Not in the sexual way (unfortunately; she's got a boyfriend), but just as a friend. There aren't a lot of "cool" teachers at my school (there are a lot who think they're cool), so when a new one comes along, it's worth my while to try to make friends. It certainly makes school easier when I can spend more of my free time (not that there's all that much of it) with people I like rather than people I'm forced to be with.

Anyway, we've become pretty good school friends, and have started hanging out outside of school. I was even invited to her birthday party a while back. Now, I'm invited to "Girls' Night" with her friends (who are not as cool as she is - I know from meeting them at the birthday party - but we'll see). If nothing else, it will probably take me to places I haven't been (they're a different sort of set of girls than my kind).

The fact that my new friend - let's get around to calling her... Melissa... is totally hot. Not Monica Leigh hot, but we'll use her as the comparison. Unfortunately, her friends (with whom I'd probably have a better chance, since they're mostly single) are not as hot. Melissa is definitely the true gem of the friend circle. And she's from the Midwest... so I'll call her Melissa Midwest to really drive up the traffic through here. :)

Whatever the case, Joy is excited and hopeful that I'll have some good stories to tell upon my return. We shall see.

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Friday, March 24, 2006

Ann Angel Video

Ann Angel... I always forget about here and then when I come back, it's quite delicious. Just click the title for the video.

Also in the world of Ann Angel: Ann Angel Makeup kit

One other note... When searching Google for Ann Angel, it asked me if I was looking for an angel. No... but maybe I should be?

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Thursday, March 23, 2006

Fun with Filckr

When I'm playing around (with myself), most of the time, I don't like to start off with hardcore stuff. I'm sure the people reading this probably wish I did, and that I just get to it already...

Anyway, I've found that flickr is actually a pretty good place to find cool softcore stuff to get warmed up to.

Por ejemplo:

or chicksnbreasts which aggregates the hot photos from flickr...

Thursday, March 09, 2006

America's Next Top Model 6 actually might have some top models...

Usually it starts out with me doubting that any of the girls really are Top Model material. This one, though... I can see it happening. And I think there are more girls that I actually like from the start. And, of course, there is at least one girl that I totally hate. Let me break it down:

Mollie Sue

Mollie Sue

Gina (yeah, no shit)
Joanie (is she different than Kathy?)
Wendy (why are they always bringing in a big-nosed girl... you know she's not going to make it)

Joanie (a little bit)

Here's another thing: Gina has the lowest self-esteem because she totally messed it up early on. She is probably not going to recover from that. Good, because she's totally ugly anyway. If you're going to get an Asian girl to be a Top Model, at least get an attractive one. But! Speaking of low Self-Esteem... I am going to say that there is something going on there with Jade. Anyone else notice she had a one-piece on at one of the pool parties? And she wouldn't walk around naked (not that anyone else did either, I don't think). But I think the cool/arrogant exterior that she has is a total facade. It will be interesting to see if they break her down. If they don't, she's not going to be the next Top Model, because her personality sucks ass.

In other news, I am now going to use Kari as a proxy for Joy in this blog. While no one would mistake them for twins or anything, they do bare some striking resemblances.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Next Door Nikki's make-up

Check out the photoshoot here. Whoever did her make-up is fucking amazing. That is the best I've ever seen here look. I stopped looking at her for a while because all she was bringing were the giant boobs... but in this one she looks really hot (despite the totally tacky, non-matching outfit).

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Dana - Pink Playthingz

Get Dana while she's hot (requires a bittorrent client).

I'm on and off the bittorrent train as far as porn goes, but I got back on this weekend, and I'm glad I did because I found this one. Lordy. She is hot. I'm not so down with the foot thing, but who really cares when you can fast forward and rewind. Do yourself a favor and download it.

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