Friday, October 29, 2004

Phun with Phones Phriday

More messages from Amber... I'm quite hot. And a little wet.

And I'm thinking to myself, I'd like some porn... Now, there's the easy way to get porn, and there's a harder way.

I'm going to see how well the harder way works. Here's the deal: I've got 3 Gmail invites right now (already sent some to some readers)... The first 3 people to send me some a really good story or some hawt pictures to which I can get off will get an invite!

So, click that link over there to send me some porn! I need it!

So, got a Gmail account yet?

This Girl Friday: Daisa Hubert

I was only able to find one gallery of the beautiful Ms. Hubert as of yet... Please leave me comments if anyone else knows of others. Especially with pictures of her ass. My god, it's lovely. Truly awe-inspiring. You might notice that from my selection of pics below...

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The rear:
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I wasn't kidding:
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Seriously, how hot??
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Getting wet (not just her ;) ):
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Okay, I'm sure everyone has made it this far, so now... I have a favor. If you're a hot girl (and I know many of you are), send me some pics. I've got a gmail account, so don't worry about filling up my inbox. It's hard work to download all this shit and then upload it again and then post all the links here. (Maybe if I didn't post so many images, it'd be easier... but what fun would that be? Especially with an ass like that!!!) So, if you've got some photos uploaded, pass them my way, and you could be the next "This Girl Friday."

So, got an erection yet?

Thursday, October 28, 2004

Phun with Phones

So, Amber made the usual call after ANTM last night... except this time no phone sex. Sorry, guys! ;(

We actually talked about stuff. (How intelligent does that sound!) No, but seriously... we had a conversation about life, and our two lives in particular. It was fun to just tell stories and get to hear some in return. Nothing raunchy or racy... just good fun. :)

Amber must have been missing the phone sex a little bit though, because she called in the morning and left me a message (my phone was off):

"I hope you're wearing some pretty panties. You never know when I'll stop by for an inspection."

Another one later in the day:

"I'm thinking about you right now. I'm at my desk, and I'm wetter than you can imagine. I might have to touch myself right here at work. Too bad you can't masturbate at work, isn't it? Do you ever get so hot that you just need to go into the bathroom and rub that little clit of yours?"

Well... not usually... but today I was that hot. I didn't go into the bathroom and rub my clit however. I waited until I got home. :)

So, got any dirty phone messages yet?

That didn't take long!

Thanks to Blog Explosion for their prompt response to my sign-up. It took them under an hour to find my blog too sexually explicit to list on their site. Thanks ya bastards. Ha! It was really an experiment anyway, since I did notice their prohibition of sexually explicit material. I just wanted to see how long it would take them to deny me the privilege of their company.

Does anyone know of a similar kind of thing that would not deny people like me? (ie: lesbians who talk about their phone sex encounters and post pictures of girls in undies...)

So, got enough traffic yet?

Lingerie Dreams

Another one fromLingerie Dreams.

I just use BlogThis! and then save these until I don't have anything better to post. ;) Can you tell? Do you care?

So, got an erection yet?

A Taste of the Good Wife

A Taste of the Good Wife

Ha! These are lame, but kind of funny...

Tuesday, October 26, 2004

I was really hoping for some teen pop softcore porn...

Oh! Here it is!

Thanks Britney!

Thanks Lindsey!

So, got a softcore erection yet?

Christina Aguilera = Lip-Stick Lesbienne

She said in an interview:

"I must admit the idea of two women getting it on does do it for me as well... Women are beautiful creatures and the sight of them kissing or caressing each other is horny."

Now, I have to say that sometimes she appears to be the offspring of inhabitants of Area 51, but at other times she can be quite the hawtness.

So, bought the Christina Aguilera calendar yet?

Lingerie Dreams

Another one from Lingerie Dreams.

So, got an erection yet?

Monday, October 25, 2004

Phinally, the Phone Sex

Amber called Wednesday night. Did anyone not know that?

We immediately plunged into how HAWT Top Model was last week. I mean, girls modeling in La Peral lingerie? Who cares who got cut! It did in fact make us both a little, shall we say, randy?

I'm used to be the dominant one in the relationship, so it always surprises me when Amber says things like "I'd come over and eat you out, but I'm already naked and wet." Statements like that will always get my juices flowing. Anyone else?

So I slipped my hand into my pants, while she said "I'm just sitting her playing with my lips. Haven't touched my clit yet, though. But I can feel the lube coming." I said "I hope you're not too far ahead of me."

A: Why? Don't you want to make me cum?
Me: Of course I do. But you have to make me as well.
A: Oh, I don't think that will be a problem, Linds.
Me: Why not?
A: Have I ever let you down before?
Me: No. You haven't.
A: Good, then I'm going to spread a little bit of this on my clit. Oooooh. Mmmmm.
Me: Yeah, rub that clit.
A: Oh, it's so wet. My fingers are covered already.
Me: I know it is. I love how wet your pussy is.

I was rubbing my clit slowly, since I knew that if I got her off first, I'd get all the attention. And who doesn't want that? ;-) So, I slowly circled my clit with my index finger as my pussy started getting wetter. Amber was moaning and "yesssssing" quite a bit now. "Put your fingers inside, and rub your clit with your thumb," I told her. "Yes, that's so good," she said.

Me: Do it real slowly...
A: Oh, yes... I don't know if I can.
Me: Do it real slow, all the way. Up to your knuckles.
A: I'm trying... my fingers aren't long enough... haha. My thumb is sliding all over when I try to knuckle it up. I can't keep it on my clit.
Me: Then let it go. Reach for your g-spot. Mmmmm... {slipping fingers inside - not to the knuckles, though}
A: Good, you're so good. Do you still have your clothes on?
Me: Yeah, just unzipped my pants.
A: That's so hot (hawt?). I can see you with your hand down your pants. Mmmmm. Yesssss.

My juices were flowing down my knuckles and hand. I started having trouble holding myself back. Rubbing my clit faster, still with two fingers deep inside me. But my thumb can't move fast enough (damn thumb!), so I had to pull out my drenched fingers and use my index to flick my clit.

A: You're so hot, Lindsey.
Me: You're the hot one girl. I can practically feel the heat from your pussy on my face.
A: Oooohhh, your tongue. Yessss. Why didn't I come over? I need it so bad.
Me: Rub your clit then, girl.
A: Sorry, I already am.
Me: Gooooood. Do it faster...
A: Yes, ma'am. Yessssss.... ma'am.

Can you tell I'm used to being the dominant one? I always just figure that in my lesbian relationships that I'll be the "butch" one. I like Amber, though, because she's also assertive, and we can take turns bossing each other around and spanking each other (like on Saturday - but that's another story)...

Me: I want you to cum, baby. (If this seems fast to be telling her to cum, it might just be because I'm writing it that way... This was quite a while after the whole adventure started)
A: I want you to make me cum.
Me: Flick that clit, Amber. Oh, it feels good.

The two of us moaned and yessed and "so good"ed for another few minutes, and then Amber was ready to pop.

A: Oh, make me cum. I want you, Lindsey. I want you to do it, Lindsey.
Me: Cum for me, Amber. Cum all over your pretty fingers. Make that pretty pussy cum.*
A: Oooooh, Lindsey, I can feel it. Uhn, uhn, uhn. God, yesssssss!
Me: Keep coming baby, I'm almost there! (Somehow, I was...)
A: Yes, cum for me. Tell me how sloppy it is.
Me: {still with my clothes on} My panties are soaked, Amber. My fingers are so wet. My clit is so wet. I want to cum.
A: Do it, Lindsey, make that sloppy pussy cum.
(The sloppy part sounds kind of gross now, but it was pretty hot at the time...)
A: Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Cum!
Me: Uuuuuhhhnnnn... Yes!

My muscles were clenched and the pleasure was shooting everywhere. I couldn't quite believe how quickly I was cumming from a dry start. I could barely hold the phone to my ear as my vaginal muscles contracted, and my clit radiated pleasure to my entire body. I bit my lip as it was going numb. I love it when my lips and/or limbs go numb. I know I'm really cumming when that happens. It's kind of about my speed in the BSDM department... Just a little pain... but fades quickly.

After I came down from the orgasm, Amber said "Shit, girl. I made a mess all over the couch." I laughed. "I'll call you later, Lindsey, I gotta clean this up before it dries," she said. I laughed again, and said okay. We talked again later... but no phone sex the second time. ;-(

*I really don't ever say pussy in any conversations that take place outside of the sexual realm. I find it rather a crude term, but it's short and sweet (and dirty) when you're getting nasty, so it works.

Friday, October 22, 2004

This Girl Friday (Kate's Playground)

I'm going to preface this by saying I haven't yet had a chance to write my piece on the phone sex that occurred Wednesday night. I've been a little busy... but this preface also servers to move the pictures below down the page a little, so that those who might come to this page won't be immediately shocked out of their minds. ;)

Now... without further ado...

Starting here you can find pictures of this Friday's "This Girl Friday." You'll encounter such joys as this:

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Here's Kate with a banana...

Something you might see on lingerie dreams...

And finally...

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Thursday, October 21, 2004

New Links

For those who hadn't noticed, I added a bunch of new links... I've been reading their blogs for a while to evaluate. I'm no link whore! Well, maybe just a little... (the links below go to actual posts on their site - to make sure you get hooked)

Girl With A One Track Mind

5b4 mdw

Standing Naked in the Rain - Making Lemonade

May Cause Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

I had some great phone sex with Amber after Top Model last night... but I don't have the time right now to write about it right. Right Write Right. I'll package it up into a tight little post which you can cream your jeans while reading. I'm sure I will. ;)

So, got an RSS reader yet?

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Maybe something to add to the collection...

See, I'm not the only girl how likes cum and other girls!

So, got an erection yet?

Standing Naked in the Rain - making lemonade: ice and eternal sunshine

Standing Naked in the Rain - making lemonade: ice and eternal sunshine

How much do I love Eternal Sunshine? It's fabulous.

How much do I love SNITR-ML? Also fabulous. (Sorry for the acronym... it's kind of ugly)

So, got a new favorite movie yet?

See-through Loo

So, Kinky Bitch posted this A LONG TIME ago... and I had forgotten I wanted to link to it. That's probably better anyway... since maybe it'll get some new people to her blog and to see this post. She knows how to make me wet... even though she's always talking about dicks. ;)

See-through Loo.

So, got an erection yet?

Tuesday, October 19, 2004

Hit the JaG Spot!

I took this from:Hit the JaG Spot!... All of them are originally her's, but I'm putting the one's that also apply to me in bold.

1. I'm Dutch, but my parents were born in the Caribbean.
2. I have over 40 pairs of shoes.
3. I know I could easily do a '100 things' about JaB.
4. When I leave the house I always say;"Phone, keys, wallet" out loud.
5. I am bi-curious.
6. I know I should drink more fluid.
7. I secretly enjoy being compared to Halle Berry because I think she's darn cute.
8. I tend to drive too fast.
9. The first thing JaB ever said to me was;"Hey, you still have your clothes on!"
10. I once tried to shave my pubes into a heart.
11. I have categorized porn on my PC.
12. I love flowers and sometimes buy them for myself since JaB tends to forget this fact.
13. I can't imagine life without my parents.
14. I hate sleeping alone.
15. I always have cold feet.
16. I shower with flip-flops on because the tile floor is too cold for me.
17. I hate cold.
18. Coffee makes me bouncy.
19. I'd love to be some fag's hag and I believe I'd be a pretty good one too.
20. I've never driven an automatic, only stick gear.
21. I buy stuff I don't need on impulse.
22. I think mathematics suck. I know how a calculator works and that's it.
23. I'm a little princess.
24. I wear clean underwear every day and sometimes even change it twice a day.
25. I'm a big cat person. My two cats are my babies.
26. I own the world's most expensive cat.
27. I'd love to get a trip in a hot air balloon for my birthday.
28. I don't like tattoos.
29. I'm very open minded.
30. I'd love to have a threesome with Amber and another girl.
31. I own several sex toys.
32. I do my own haircut with a pair of clippers.
33. Last time I colored my hair no one noticed.
34. I love sex.
35. I keep a diary.
36. I once sliced the tip of my thumb off with a cheese slicer.
37. For me, the internet has taken over from watching TV.
38. I love working with kids.
39. I'd love to have all seasons of CSI on DVD.
40. I tend to let plants die.
41. I'd love to see more of my brother.
42. I 'd like to have a house with a bathtub and a fireplace.
43. I think David Beckham is cute. So it Ryan Phillip.
44. I'm a pretty good dancer.
45. When I was younger, I loved to read Roald Dahl.
46. I don't wear make up.
47. I don't wear perfume either (except for Zwitsal Baby cologne).
48. I'm an evening person.
49. I'm a good girlfriend.
50. My first kiss reminded me of a washing machine with an ashtray inside.
51. I know I talk about my boyfriend too much.
52. I have short nails because long nails tend to get dirt underneath them and I find that disgusting.
53. I'm a master at the art of procrastination.
54. I hate to vacuum.
55. Mostly when I cook I don't feel like eating anymore, because the fumes and looking at the food has filled me up already.
56. I'd love to be able to write a poem or book.
57. The stupidest things can make me emotional.
58. I'm not afraid to cry.
59. My favorite food is sauerkraut stew with bacon and smoked sausage.
60. I can't wait to move in with JaB.
61. I'd love to see more of my girlfriends. (I mean that in a non-sexual way!)
62. I have an ex that won't stop calling.
63. I only wear thong underwear.
64. My left ear is pierced twice.
65. I had a belly button piercing but I took it out a few years ago.
66. Morgan Freeman and Samuel L. Jackson are my favorite actors, along with Kevin Spacey.
67. I'm glad I did at least one audio post on my blog.
68. I look a lot younger than I actually am.
69. I hate it when people touch my head/hair unannounced.
70. I find that at certain moments having a cotton bud to stick in your ear is way better than an orgasm.
71. I used to kiss the Luke Perry poster that was in my room.
72. I've been on the birth control pill since I was sixteen.
73. I sometimes start talking in the middle of someone else's story because I get enthusiastic and am afraid I'll forget what I was about to say otherwise. I realize that that's not done and am working on it.
74. I see dead people.
75. But I feel dead people around me more often than I see them.
76. I hate it when people wear hats or caps inside. I'm old-fashioned that way, I guess.
77. I wear slippers inside the house.
78. I use solar benches in winter even though I have dark skin, because I think I look yellow in winter.
79. I am a big tease.
80. There are about 50 people in my MSN buddy list.
82. I don't get mad easily, but when I do, take cover.
83. I hate winter.
84. When I asked JaB to tell me something about me that I could put in this list he said; "You fart". So,
85. I fart. Yes, I'm a girl and I fart. Get over it! (I only do it around JaB so y'all are safe.)
86. My farts hardly ever smell.
87. Before I met JaB I never drank beer. Now I sometimes do.
88. I have dry skin.
89. When I was younger I wanted to have straight hair, but now this is fine too.
90. I'd love to have kids.
91. I like to learn but I don't like to be taught.
92. I should eat more fruit.
93. Working in an office is not my thing.
94. I used to clean toilets to earn some extra cash.
95. Sometimes I dream about my blog.
96. I'm finding it very difficult to finish this list!
97. When I don't know what a certain word means, I look it up in one of my five dictionaries, or online.
98. I'm a sucker for IKEA.
99. I have a thing with long blog post. I usually don't read them.
100. I'm glad I finally finished this list!!

Isn't it interesting how much we have in common!

So, got an erection yet from thinking about me and Amber and JaG in a threesome?

~F R A C T U R E D ~ S O M E H O W~

Got this from: ~F R A C T U R E D ~ S O M E H O W~, who got it from someone else...

Name three of your....

1. Pet peeves:
- Weblogs without RSS feeds!
- Radio stations that don't play music
- Politics

2. Favorite sounds:
- Amber's voice
- Just about anyone having an orgasm
- Joss Stone

3. Favorite flavors of candy:

- Cotton
- Chocolate
- Jelly Bean

4. Biggest Fears:
- Losing my close friends
- Getting caught by my parents (not that it's likely to happen, but the thought of it certainly scares me)
- Dying without getting to say goodbye

5. Biggest challenges:
- Being patient with other teachers
- Resisting the urge to masturbate (doesn't happen often that I need to resist theurge, but when it does, it's a hugh challenge!)
- Coming up with a third challenge

6. Favorite Department Stores:
- Marshall's
- Lowe's
- Old Navy
(I don't know if any of those actually count as department stores... but oh, well)

7. Most Used Words:
- So
- the
- panties

8. Favorite Pizza Toppings:
- Onions
- BBQ chicken
- Pepperoni

9. Favorite cartoon characters:
- SpongeBob Squarepants (even though I've never seen the show)
- Kim Possible
- Badtz Maru

10. Movies recently watched:
- Saved!
- Donnie Darko
- Shaun of the Dead

11. Favorite Fruits:

- Peaches
- Cherries
- Caramel Apples

12. Favorite Vegetables:

There are three vegetables? I tend to ignore them as a group. Does lettuc count? I like salad. :)

So, got an erection yet? ... Still no? Hmmmmmm....

BlogThis! is my new best friend

It's like instant content! You'll see what I mean pretty soon... Now, in addition to RSS feeds, everyone should be required to use blogspot, or at least implement some version of BlogThis. Just dump the feed in an RSS reader, add a little water, and you've got content! I'll be posting a bunch of stuff shortly (just have to add my commentary), and you can see what I mean!

So, got... no, probably not. ;(

The freaks come out at ... the afternoon?

I was witness to 4 people talking to themselves yesterday on the way home from work. That may not seem like too many, but when you consider that it's about 400% above average, seems like a lot more doesn't it?

Maybe the cooler weather is making people's brains freeze? Okay, I know that's not possible... Does anyone else have an explanation for why there'd be more people talking to themselves on a Monday afternoon in October than on any other afternoon so far this year?

So, got an... I won't even say it.

Monday, October 18, 2004

Hoobity it is!

It smelled like cinnamon on the way to work this morning. My fingers smell like Amber this morning. Still there from Saturday night. It was a good night.

Nothing wild and crazy this time. Just some good old fashioned hoobity. (also here - who am I, if not a blogger?) We were watching the Best of Jimmy Fallon with Joy and Mirabelle. Joy fell asleep (she's been sleeping a lot, which is good for her)... Mirabelle "decided" to go home. I put it in quotes, because I think she left so Amber and I could Get It On. And we did. As I said, nothing out of the ordinary this time, but I am proud to say that we have yet to use toys. I think that's a good thing, because while toys are certainly a lot of fun, if break them out too early in a relationship, they become stale that much more quickly. I don't have the cum squirting dildo yet... but I'm sure it's waaaaay to soon to try that one on Amber (or have her try it on me. Plus, then I'd have to figure out what the hell actually goes in that thing. I'm kind of scared to find out... but I'll get one eventually, and let you all know how it goes. In the meantime, Cladestine Call Girl talks about cum in this post... She seems to have much the same feelings I do on the subject.

And for your entertainment, a high class soft-core nudie pic. I was worried I was getting a little to "pornoblog" about it, so I'm trying to raise myself (aka my blog) back up to a higher state of arousal.

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So, got an erection yet?

Sunday, October 17, 2004

My favorites from Lingerie Dreams

For those who haven't check out Lingerie Dreams yet... It's fun! Here are a couple or three of my favorites...

Love the underwear under the jeans! Hawt!

It's like blog lingerie shopping!

So, got an erection yet?

Friday, October 15, 2004

This Girl Firday: Nikki Next Door

So, like some other blogs, I've decided to add a "weekly piece" to my blog. It's called "This Girl Friday". In this weekly post, I'll try to 'expose' you to a girl that I like that you might not have heard of.

The first "This Girl Friday" is Nikki Next Door.

I like her because she really is next door! Granted... it's appears to be a development where no one actually lives yet, but it's kind of fun... like, if you were in the right place, you could see this girl through that window.

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You can click for a full-size view. Other links to Nikki Next Door (all approved by me!)
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.

PS: If you'd like to be "This Girl Friday" just send me a couple pics (with whatever kind of 'exposure' you're comfortable with), and I'll put them up next Friday (or the one after that...)

PPS: I thought of the "This Girl Friday" concept before I found Girl Friday's blog... so, don't think I'm ripping her off or anything. Thanks.

So, got an erection yet?

Thursday, October 14, 2004

Follow-up to "Cum"

Girl Friday talks about cum... I agree with her somewhat (thought not as vehemently) about the taste. That's why I prefer taking it on the cheek or the chest.

And as an addendum: I think I liked having it there because I could look and think to myself "I did that." Not that it's any great accomplishment to make a guy cum. It just that it's unique enough (to me at least) to make it interesting.

So, got an erection yet?

Yeah, didn't think so...

Wednesday, October 13, 2004


Yeah, I like cum. It's pretty much the only thing I miss about being with a guy. I don't know why I like it, I just do. When I used to play naughty with boys, I would always like having them squirt all over me (only if I didn't have clothes on, of course; or at least had a bare chest to take the load on).

I think Jordan did a good job of describing it in his comment. I'm bi (in case LMS didn't know that), and though I'm certainly leaning heavily towards women, there are things I miss about guys. And by things, I mean mostly just cum. Penises? Not so much. Just the stuff that shoots out of them. Girls like dildos because they fit "in there" like a penis. Probably most lesbians would like dildo, but not like cum. I am not "all lesbians." I like dildos (sometimes), and I like cum (most of the time - though, obviously, I don't get it most of the time). That's really all I can say.

I've considering trying to find a girl that squirts (or gushes, if you will), but I figured the search would be difficult, and in the end, not as satisfying anyway.

I didn't feel like searching for the device that Sky and that other girl use in the video but LondonMetroSexual (mentioned above as LMS) found it for me. Not exactly the same, since it doesn't appear to be a strap-on, but pretty close...

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So, got an erection yet?

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Congratulations, Miss Universe 2004

Jennifer Hawkins, Miss Australia was announced as Miss Universe 2004. (I think I'm obligated to say that the pictures are copyright daleel australia, since their pop-up scripts kept reminding me of that)

So, got an erection yet?

Monday, October 11, 2004

Sky Video

I let it slip this weekend (after only a mild amount of drinking) that I thought Amber looked a little like Sky Lopez. I only told Josh (who was over visiting Joy, along with Amber, and Mirabelle - it was a fun little party).

Having given Josh an excuse to look for porn, he has been relentless in sending me what appears to be everything he could find on Sky. Since I have the day off today, I figured I start going through all the "material" he's sent me.

The video linked from the title (assuming it's still there) is the best I've come across so far. It combines my love for women (2 girls) with my lingering penchant for hot cum (I will explain in a post, eventually). And if you it's not the kind of thing to get you hot and bothered, it's probably at least good for a laugh.

If you're in a hurry, you can just skip to the last video. And leave me a comment if you know (or have a guess) how they did that. Cause it looks like cum. No joke.

So, got an erection yet?

Friday, October 08, 2004

Stole this from Simply Saidy

I saw this on another blog so I stole it.
I've done everything in bold.

01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula.
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said 'I love you' and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Done a striptease
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris (I WISH!)
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15. Seen the Northern Lights
16. Gone to a huge sports game
17. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
19. Touched an iceberg
20. Slept under the stars
21. Changed a baby's diaper (or 12,000)
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23. Watched a meteor shower
24. Gotten drunk on champagne
25. Given more than you can afford to charity
26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28. Had a food fight
29. Bet on a winning horse (even if it was only $1)
30. Taken a sick day when you're not ill
31. Asked out a stranger
32. Had a snowball fight
33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35. Held a lamb
36. Enacted a favorite fantasy
37. Taken a midnight skinny dip
38. Taken an ice cold bath
39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar.
40. Seen a total eclipse.
41. Ridden a roller coaster
42. Hit a home run
43. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day
46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
48. Had two hard drives for your computer
49. Visited all 50 states
50. Loved your job for all accounts
51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
53. Had amazing friends
54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
55. Watched wild whales
56. Stolen a sign
57. Backpacked in Europe
58. Taken a road-trip
59. Rock climbing
60. Lied to foreign government's official in that country to avoid notice
61. Midnight walk on the beach
62. Sky diving
63. Visited Ireland
64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
66. Visited Japan
67. Benchpressed your own weight
68. Milked a cow
69. Alphabetized your records
70. Pretended to be a superhero
71. Sung karaoke
72. Lounged around in bed all day
73. Posed nude in front of strangers
74. Scuba diving
75. Got it on to "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
76. Kissed in the rain
77. Played in the mud
78. Played in the rain
79. Gone to a drive-in theater
80. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it.
81. Visited the Great Wall of China
82. Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog
83. Dropped Windows in favor of something better
84. Started a business
85. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86. Toured ancient sites
87. Taken a martial arts class
88. Swordfought for the honor of a woman
89. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90. Gotten married
91. Been in a movie
92. Crashed a party
93. Loved someone you shouldn't have
94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95. Gotten divorced
96. Had sex at the office
97. Gone without food for 5 days
98. Made cookies from scratch
99. Won first prize in a costume contest
100. Ridden a gondola in Venice
101. Gotten a tattoo
102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103. Rafted the Snake River
104. Been on television news programs as an "expert"
105. Got flowers for no reason
106. Masturbated in a public place
107. Got so drunk you don't remember anything
108. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug
109. Performed on stage
110. Been to Las Vegas
111. Recorded music
112. Eaten shark
113. Had a one-night stand
114. Gone to Thailand
115. Seen Siouxsie live
116. Bought a house
117. Been in a combat zone
118. Buried one/both of your parents
119. Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
120. Been on a cruise ship
121. Spoken more than one language fluently
122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123. Bounced a check
124. Performed in Rocky Horror
125. Read - and understood - your credit report
126. Raised children
127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy
128. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129. Created and named your own constellation of stars
130. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132. Called or written your Congress person
133. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over to be with the one you love
134. ...more than once? - More than thrice?
135. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking
137. Had an abortion or your female partner did
138. Had plastic surgery
139. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived.
140. Wrote articles for a large publication
141. Lost over 100 pounds
142. Held someone while they were having a flashback
143. Piloted an airplane
144. Petted a stingray
145. Broken someone's heart
146. Helped an animal give birth
147. Been fired or laid off from a job
148. Won money on a T.V. game show
149. Broken a bone
150. Killed a human being
151. Gone on an African photo safari
152. Ridden a motorcycle
153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph
154. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
157. Ridden a horse
158. Had major surgery
159. Had sex on a moving train
160. Had a snake as a pet
161. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
164. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
165. Visited all 7 continents
166. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167. Eaten kangaroo meat
168. Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169. Been a sperm or egg donor
170. Eaten sushi
171. Had your picture in the newspaper
172. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about
174. Gotten someone fired for their actions
175. Gone back to school
176. Parasailed
177. Changed your name
178. Petted a cockroach
179. Eaten fried green tomatoes
180. Read The Iliad
181. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read.
182. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183. ...and gotten 86'ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184. Taught yourself an art from scratch
185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187. Skipped all your school reunions
188. Communicated with someone without using the phone
189. Been elected to public office
190. Written your own computer language
191. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream
192. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193. Built your own PC from parts
194. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you
195. Had a booth at a street fair
196. Dyed your hair
197. Been a DJ
198. Found out someone was going to dump you via blog
199. Written your own role playing game
200. Been arrested
201. Watched someone masturbate in a public place


So, I added that last one... You know, though it was the thing to do. If you've read this far, you probably know how much I was dying to commment on some of those... Just one example: Killed a human being. Yes! I'm going to admit on my blog that I killed someone! Sorry, I know what an IP address is (well, at least sort of), and I know that they can find me no matter how anonymous I'd like to believe I am! In fact, I'm sure some little hackers out there probably already know...

So, that's my quick (somewhat quick) and easy way of generating new content for today.

So, got an erection yet?

So, did you notice I start a lot of paragraphs with So,?

Wednesday, October 06, 2004

And now, back to our regularly scheduled program

So, Joy's okay. She's back from the hospital now, and surprisingly ambulatory for someone with such a large legbrace. She's got some sick days saved up, so she should be all right skipping work for a while. And she got let out of the hospital late enough today that I was able to pick her up without missing work myself. I didn't give her sponge bath or anything, though.

Mirabelle came over to check on our girl and we watched Top Model (and the Bachelor, too, I guess...)

The whole accident thing has a surreal quality about it. I mean, I could see her in the hospital, so that was okay, and she's got the legbrace and stitches and all that stuff, so that seems real... but the whole process of how it happened, I can't even imagine. And she doesn't remember it, so it seems even less like it really happened.

Earlier Joy said "I could have died. Am I supposed to have a life-altering experience or something? Am I supposed to feel bad about it?"

My explanation was that we're not old enough to where we have a heavy enough sense of mortality. That or the fact that she wasn't injured too badly... not enough to put the fear of death in her. Or maybe we just don't want to believe that she actually could have died, so we make it lighter than it is. Anyone have any other ideas?

And now... to lighten the mood a little, here's some nurses.

I'm pretty sure this was happening somewhere in the hospital at some point:

This as well:

And if perhaps you'd like to be a nurse this upcoming Halloween (it's not too far off!) Frederick's of Hollywood has one option...

I'm not sure what injection goes in your nipple, but maybe it'll cure this girl...

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And finally, who doesn't love a nurse masturbating?

In other news, there's a surprising lack of hot nurse pictures found by Google's image search. I had to look pretty hard to find those...

So, got an erection yet?

Monday, October 04, 2004

Ain't that a mxtherfxcker

So, I was going to write about my weekend... but I don't feel like it. Joy got hit by a car today. Need I say more? Well... yeah... she's in the hospital, but she's doing okay. No major injuries or anything. It was a fairly low-speed collision. She could be out as early as tomorrow. I'm probably going to take the day off and be her on-call nurse at the hospital. (I'm sure you all can look up naughty nurses or something on google and fine the pictures I would put here under normal circumstances)

Needless to say, my posting may be infrequent and/or sporadic for a while.

That said, I've added some links to the sidebar, so go a head and check those out...

I don't even know...

Friday, October 01, 2004

I debated with myself

So, last night I debated with myself whether I really wanted to watch the debate or call Amber. Well, evidently Kerry "won" the debate. But Amber "won" my debate. It's one of those situation when you just start going out (wait, are we going out??) - okay, when you start dating someone... (better? I don't know) and you can't get enough of them. It's like I just want to call her every day, but I also don't want to seem overanxious or anything. I think she's the same way because she was totally happy and excited (not like that!) when I called.

We had to go over Top Model (obviously) because Leah (aka Lori Loughlin) got cut. It wasn't a travesty, but I think she was better looking than Norelle (the Ashlee Simpson one) who was the other of the final two.

We talked about work, our days, stuff like that... School is still going well, but students keep "forgetting" to bring writing utensils and textbooks to class. Hey, guys, it's not that hard to remember! I thought about something like "I'm not made of pencils" but I know it wouldn't work, and the probability for that to go awry with a room full of high school kids is significantly high.

We didn't even talk about anything sexual - though we did make plans for Saturday (the date was not implied, so according to Seinfeldian logic, she's not my girlfriend yet... Although we talk on a semi-daily basis, and I have tampons in my apartment, so I guess we're almost there) Afterwards, though, I was somewhat overcome by the urge to masturbate (what a shock, right?). I think Amber just turns me on like that. Just her voice is enough to get me hot. So, while I didn't have someone to take pictures of me... this girl did:

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As did this girl:

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And this girl:

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I think we all know who that is... ;-)

So, got an erection yet?

I need fan mail like this!

Check out the Lip-Stick Lesbiennes over at Death By Love at First Sight (they're down past the sloth). He got those pictures cause he's a hottie. ;-)

I'm a hottie too! Where's my pictures?? Haha!

Don't worry... More to come...

So, got an erection yet?