Tuesday, November 30, 2004

USB Vibe

Seriously folks...


Getting a crick in your back or neck from sitting in front of that LCD all day long? USB Vibe, from GrandTec USA, offers a quick fix. It's a "personal massager" that plugs into any USB port on a desktop or laptop PC. Its hand-fitting convex massage head with nodules oscillates at 3600 vibrations per minute--60 per second. We went around the office, offering stress relief to our colleagues, and most found its action pleasing. 6.5-foot cord included. Don’t expect to use it with a laptop for too long, though: It uses the maximum 5 volts USB allows.


So, got a "personal massager" yet?

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Posting...

Has anyone noticed my posts have been pretty crappy lately? With the exception of the exceptional Miss Cara of course.

So, yeah, my life is busier than I thought it would be when I started this thing... which would be great, except that I don't have the kind of time to write here all the time.

I don't want to do one of those "dropping of the face of the earth" things, and I also don't want to do the "Sorry guys, I'm not going to post here anymore." Because I will... just not as much... See, that's why RSS readers are great. Cause then you won't have to check back here with any regularity, and when I have time to post something, it'll be right there waiting for you. (If you still don't have an RSS reader, check out BlogLines)

I hope that's okay with everyone... If you want, you can still send me pictures (and/or stories) in my email. And I'll continue to read the blogs you see over to the right there... And those people are just as entertaining as I ever have been, so go ahead and check 'em out. You'll be glad you did.

So, until next time...

Friday, November 12, 2004

This Girl Friday: Cara Michelle

Here is she. Probably too "slutty" or "cheap" to be America's Next Top Model... but not by much. This is some high class nudity. ;)

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Thursday, November 11, 2004

Another cheap and easy post from Lingerie Dreams

So, I've been pretty crappy about posting this week. I don't know where all my time has gone, but it's been going somewhere. I think I have too many damn blogs to read (see that blogroll from Bloglines down the side there?) ... not enough time to write myself. But don't worry! I still have a girl for Friday. :) And I am still having all the sex. I just don't have time to write about it... :(

So, go to someone else's page:

I've seen this picture before, but it was quite a while back...Lingerie Dreams

Thanks for bringing back the memories... ;)

So, got an erection yet?

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

katriana: This morning...

katriana: This morning...

I was awakened by being completely taken
I was used soley for his pleasure
he left me alone, dripping with his cum
and aching from his use


Hawt!

So, got an erection yet?

Monday, November 08, 2004

My Best Sexual Skill

Turns out I'm better at flirting and kissing than fucking. Interesting... cause I'm not really the "kissing" kind. Although, I certainly enjoy flirting. Well, that's what you get from web quizzes, I suppose.





What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
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Sex: 
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Flirting Skill Level - 90%
Kissing Skill Level - 81%
Cudding Skill Level - 60%
Sex Skill Level - 77%
Why They Love You You are very sweet.
Why They Hate You They can't bend the way you want them to.
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Saturday, November 06, 2004

Art Studio Slut

There's this art studio on my way to and from work. They have big
windows so you can see everything that's going on inside. A week or
so ago, they painted several faces around on the studio walls. Mostly
just small 8x10 kind of things... but on one wall (which I can see
clearly when walking home) they painted the face and neck of what I
can only describe as a brunette slut-goddess. She is absolutely
beautiful, in a completely slutty kind of way. She has dark teal eye
shadow, and what one could call a "come hither" look. I pretty much
cream my jeans (or whatever I happen to be wearing) every time I walk
by. Sometimes I even slow down just so I can get more turned on by
her. I can imagine her saying "Oh, you want to eat my pussy? Well, I
guess so..." all non-chalant about it.

This painting has also led me to start a post called "nothing says
Slut like..." which I'll be posting here eventually... when I've
accumulated enough items to make it interesting. If you, my faithful
readers, have any input on what kinds of things make you think "God,
she must be a slut" feel free to email them to me, or leave a comment
her.

And in the mean time, don't forget, you can send me any dirty
slut-goddes pics you have lying around on your hard drive, and I'll
give you a gmail account.

So, am I your slut-goddes yet?

Friday, November 05, 2004

This Girl Friday: Unknown

These pictures were sent to me as part of the great "porn for gmail"
scandal of last week (actually, I still have an invite left, so if you
want to send me more hot girls, feel free!)... I asked the person who
sent them, but they could not identify this lovely lady. If you know
her, please, let me know, so I can do an google image search right
quick.

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Going, going, gone:
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Can't argue with that!
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Yes, arch that back girl!
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Pretty undies:
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Even better coming off:
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Um, hawt!
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So, got an erection yet?

Art Studio Slut

There's this art studio on my way to and from work. They have big windows so you can see everything that's going on inside. A week or so ago, they painted several faces around on the studio walls. Mostly just small 8x10 kind of things... but on one wall (which I can see clearly when walking home) they painted the face and neck of what I can only describe as a brunette slut-goddess. She is absolutely beautiful, in a completely slutty kind of way. She has dark teal eye shadow, and what one could call a "come hither" look. I pretty much cream my jeans (or whatever I happen to be wearing) every time I walk by. Sometimes I even slow down just so I can get more turned on by her. I can imagine her saying "Oh, you want to eat my pussy? Well, I guess so..." all non-chalant about it.

This painting has also led me to start a post called "nothing says Slut like..." which I'll be posting here eventually... when I've accumulated enough items to make it interesting. If you, my faithful readers, have any input on what kinds of things make you think "God, she must be a slut" feel free to email them to me, or leave a comment here.

And in the mean time, don't forget, you can send me any dirty slut-goddes pics you have lying around on your hard drive, and I'll give you a gmail account.

So, am I your slut-goddes yet?

This Girl Friday: Unknown...

This was sent to me by someone who wanted a Gmail account... They've got it now, and we've got her. Yummy. Does anyone know who she is? Can you help a sista out? Anyway... On with the pictures!

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Yes, take it off for us...
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Yeah, like that. ;)
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Oh, you want to touch yourself?
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Go right ahead... :)
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God yes, arch that back girl!
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Those are pretty undies...
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Yes, they look better like that. ;)
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Show me that ass!
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So, got an erection yet?

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Halloween Recap

So, yeah, it's probably really lame to be posting about Halloween four days after it happened... so I'll make it quick:

Amber and I went to Josh's party as porn stars, complete with enhanced boobs. Joy went as someone who got hit by a car (Ha!). Josh was a homeless person with a sign (which I thought was pretty damn clever) that said: Will work for boobs. So, he got some of mine and Amber's all up in his face. :) We were drunk... In my drunken state I probably showed off my boobs (which was kind of hard actually with my "implants"), and my ass (I took to showing off my ass after getting annoyed with trying to show the boobs) to many - many! - a person at the party. Amber was smacking it like crazy. Not hard enough that I have any marks though...

We had some drunken sex too. And, in honor of our porn star mentors, we left our high heeled shoes on while eating and fingering each other. I even got brave and broke out some toys - we were porn stars after all!

I'd post more, but it's pretty hectic around here... If you want, you can still email me some porn and I'll invite you to Gmail.

So, got a halloween costume for next year yet?

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Kinky Librarian: Menage-a-Fun

Kinky Librarian: Menage-a-Fun

Great post! Gush!

So, got an erection yet?