Monday, January 31, 2005

The Next Generation of Thong

Okay, so after a little careful examination... this looks like it might actually be okay. It's kind of like a jock strap for girls, I think. Sure it might ride up in you if you move around too much, but it's kind of sexy in a strange, strange way.

There's even a video to go along with... Haven't seen it just yet, but I'll let you know when I do.

So, got any new underwear lately?

Friday, January 28, 2005

This Girl Friday:

I meant to post this on Friday... but I think I thought I already had. Sorry about that.

Seriously, though... this girl is pretty hot. She's a little funny looking in some of the pictures, but she's also putting a studded vibrator inside her in some of the pictures. Take your pick...

So, got a free hand yet?

I see Amber and I aren't the only one's who play this game...

Girl with a one-track mind also plays txt sex with her girl... :) Of course, Amber and I don't have camera phones, so we just send txt mssgs and voice mails. I bet if the IT guys (or girls) at the phone company knew what kind of things go through their systems, they'd be pulling stuff onto their personal computers all day. Actually they might already be doing that... and that's probably not the only thing they're pulling.

The Next Best Thing

I feel bad because I found this on someone else's blog, but I forgot to save it so I could give them proper credit...

Whoever I got it from, Thanks! It's free lesbian porn. I'm not just saying that to get even more keyword visitors. You have to give them your email address, and they probably did a lot of other nasty things to my computer, but it's probably worth it to have free lesbian porn delivered to my inbox. My hot, wet inbox is waiting... ;)

Thursday, January 27, 2005

More Quizzes!

Quizzes must be some heavenly nectar sent from the gods to bloggers who like to fill out surveys and don't have time to actually write about anything... ;)

You Are Confident Sexy

You're one sexy chica, and you know it.
You've got the confidence to strut your stuff...
And approach any man who happens to catch your eye.
You may make a guys run away, but the true men will appreciate your moxie.

What Kind of Sexy Are You? Take This Quiz :-)

Find the Love of Your Life
(and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

I like the way her little nipple sticks out... just a little...

So, what kind of sexy are you?

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Wheat - I, Metagirl

So, I've heard this song on the radio before... but seriously, someone needs to teach this child to E-nun-ci-ate.

As in: I, metagirl, allikanobetta... batumaleddywith someone.

Would the song be any less good if the dude simply sang the words instead of trying to make them a nearly incomprehensible jumble? I think probably not. However, would I be linking to them in my blog if he did just sing the words? I think probably not.

So, gotaneressonye?

Thursday, January 20, 2005

Barbies and Bad Girls

Barbies and Bad Girls!! Oh my!

More great places to find dirty girls who you can imagine are me and Amber. ;)

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

The Kiss

This is what Amber and I usually look like at clubs. ;) I'm working on a tantalizing description of some recent adventures. Maybe I'll get around to posting it some day. :)

A note on Stats

I just checked my StatCounter account a couple days ago (it had been a while...) ... Um, yeah, that Friday with Lots O Lesbos, this "tiny little blog" had 2,182 unique visitors and 3,457 page loads. Where the hell did that come from??? I'm sure it was someone big linking to me... and I wish I knew who... but my Statcounter logs only have the last 100 visitors, and I've been getting 313 on average for the past month (also an absolutely mind-boggling number).

Um, so, thanks all you people who come here to see all the crap I've been posting lately. I'm trying to find time to write up more sexual escapades... but I've been pretty damn busy (sex with Amber is a long and pleasureable process).

So, got a few visitors yet?

Friday, January 14, 2005

Or... This Girl Friday: Tiffany Teen

I know I've done Tiffany Teen before... but check this out.

I'm just waiting for Amber to get home so I can have a snack. ;)

So, got an erection yet?

For lack of a better This Girl...

To make up for my slacking and not putting together a This Girl Friday... I bring you: 2 girls Friday! Lip-Stick Lesbienne's if I've ever seen 'em!

So, got an erection yet?

Thursday, January 13, 2005

I ain't got no time

So, if I haven't got "no time" ... that means I have some time?

Unfortunately, I don't have time. :)

So, here's more filler content.

Sexy Secretary
You are every secretary's nightmare

Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

How do you like me now? Too bad I'm a teacher and don't work in an office... Oops. Guess I missed my calling. I would consider copying my beautiful ass though. ;)

So, want some real content yet?

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Axe Feather

Go here to tickle a girl with a feather. It might take a while to load, but it's kind of fun. ;)

Friday, January 07, 2005

Lots O Lesbos!

Check this out!!!

It's like the Top Model girls decided to have an orgy! It's almost to funny to be arounsed by... they're all professional about it, and I don't think anyone is actually touching anyone else's ... in any of the pictues. But it's still fun to look.

PS: This will have to serve as this week's "This Girl Friday" as I've somehow misplaced the file with all the links to Ashleigh in it... I know it's here somewhere, but I can't remember what pseudocryptictopsecret name I gave it, and I don't have time to do a lot of digging right now... So the 10 naked lesbians will just have to suffice. ;)

Thursday, January 06, 2005

What kind of bra are you?

So, I logged on hoping that I'd have a draft of something to post since I don't really feel like writing anything and HERE IT IS! Yay! So, another lame quiz... just cause I'm lazy... waiting for Amber to get off work, so she can get me off. (Worst play on words, EVER. Thank you very much...)

By the way, I stole this one from According to Amber.

You Are an Animal Print Bra!

Wild, zany, and even a little crazy.
You make every date an unpredictable adventure.
You want a guy who will constantly surprise you.
A relationship that's the most insane ride of your life.

What Kind of Bra Are You? Take This Quiz :-)

Find the Love of Your Life
(and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.