Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Movie Review Post

So, turns out I pretty much frigged myself raw before I went to see Amber (must have been so horny from thinking about her just about constantly) - but it didn't matter all that much because she can get me wet no mater what. I made sure to bring a water bottle on the plane so I'd be well hydrated. I watched a few of the pornos I downloaded while she was gone, so I thought I could give a quickie review of those in this post and then I can move on to my vacation.

Let's go with the good ones first (you can find them either through bit torrent, or eMule; how quickly I learn these new technologies, eh?). I can recommend: Deep Inside Devon - although the first scene is a 3-way lesbo one, it's pretty ridiculous bordering on just plain awful. The rest is good, though, and it has a lesbienne scene with Devon and Sky Lopez (my girl) at the end. Pretty much I think they're my two favorite pornstars that are readily accessible (ie: big name stars). Both of their boobs are redonculously bad (in size, proportion, shape, pretty much everything), but their faces are beautiful (if you ask me), and their bodies are good too.

Next is Young Devon. I only got the first CD of this one (there are three), but it was good. I especially liked the cumshots in this one. And I do appreciate cum. And while I'm not all that picky about cumshots, I certainly know the difference between a good one and a bad one.

Finally, The Trial. From the title you might be able to conjecture that this is one of those that attempts to fit a plot in between all the sex. I appreciate the attempt, but what I appreciated more were the girls in it. Not that a hot lawyer saying "I'd like to submit Ms. Whatever's hot little pussy as exhibit A" wasn't truly a classic moment that I will show to my friends, but I'm going to do a scan of the credits again to see if I can find more of those lovely ladies.

Now for my thumbs down picks (to save you time and/or money), starting with The Private Life of Jodi Moore. Jodi-girl has an Austrailian accent, which would be sexy if I didn't want to shoot her every time she opened her mouth. She's also not that attractive, and a total airhead. There were interview segments in between the sex scenes and she was actually answering the questions trutyfully instead of just saying the obvious answers the audience would want to hear.

Finally, there was Cum Addicts Anonymous. This was an impressive movie in that I don't know how they got those girls to act like that. After typing that sentence I realize it makes it sound like they might have actually been good actresses. No, no. They were as terrible as ever. I just couldn't believe that someone could pay them enough money to make them do and say the things that were in this movie. It was quite honestly one of the most degrading things I've seen in porn. I mean, taking it up the ass is one thing, DP even... but... well, I can't even really descripe what it was like to see girls acting like Cum Addicts. Quite degrading really, and gratuitously so. On a side note, the girls pretending to be addicted to cum were not too hot. I guess they were aiming low with this one.

So, that's my movie review post... I'm working on getting the rest of Young Devon, the Best of Brittney Skye, and something called In Aphrodite for next week when Amber is gone again.


Monday, March 28, 2005

Kissing Contest!

Too bad the kissing contest was in the Netherlands... Amber and I totally would have won that. (Thanks to Just A Girl for the link)

Back from vacation

Don't have time (and still too tired) to write anything right now... but going through my Bloglines, I found these ... Some erotic artwork photography, and a Happy Easter Bunny. Can you imagine getting reamed by the Easter Bunny?

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Back on The Masturbation Train Again

Amber is out of town again... saw her off to the airport last night. It's totally bogus. I mean, it's fine, because she's the best person I've ever gone out with, so this is certainly not enough to make me reconsider my relationship with her... It just sucks that she has to be gone all the time. This time she's gone through this week, the weekend, and next week. But! The key part is, since Easter is early this year, our Spring Break starts at the end of the week. So Joy and I are going to go out to some huge party at some bar on Friday and then I'll fly out too stay with Amber on Saturday.

Just as an update, we're going to be ordering that Strap-On when we get back from "break". I put it in quotes because it's not a break for her... But at least I'll get to do some sightseeing, and if nothing else, stay in the hotel and masturbate all day. Ha! Like I'd want to tire myself when Amber is there? No, the masturbation will definitely be taking place before I leave on Saturday. Luckily, Amber and I do pretty well with the Phone Sex. It's good because we're both horny bitches.

Remember, the Strap-On/Tsunami Fund drive continues... all you have to do is click the ads below. Everything above the price of the Strap-On will be donated to Tsunami Relief. You guys are doing every bit as well as I could have imagined, so keep it up!

Friday, March 11, 2005

Get it while it's hot - and it is hot!

Here. Thanks to UberBitch Naomi.

So, got an erection yet?

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Love this picture

This is the kind of ass girl I can imagine being... taking a little tiny one while Amber uses the strap-on.

And thanks to Charges - possibly my most prolific commentor to date - we've got a much lower target to shoot for with the Strap-On Fund. As such, I'm still going to shoot for the original $65 goal... but everything I get over the actual $35 needed, I'll donate to Tsunami relief. Yes, they still need it over there, and it's small, but maybe that, combined with the thought of me getting pounded by Amber (can you tell I like saying things like that?) will give more impetece to click the ads.

Speaking of which, there goes one now:

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Which Victoria's Secret Angel are you?

Got this one from: JaG, who evidently got it from here. I have to say I'm pretty happy with Alessandra Ambrosio ... if that is her real name, it's almost too pretty to be real...

Take the quiz: "Which Victoria's Secret Angel are you?"


Alessandra Ambrosio
You are sexy, exciting, and can be daring!

Monday, March 07, 2005

Case Solved

Thanks to Kodie, I've solved the Keyra Agustina movie mystery. If you appreciate fine content such as this... click an ad!

BEST ASS EVER

If you didn't already know, I'm a total ass girl (not a "take it up the" ass girl... I just LOVE the asses. So, of course, I just about had an orgasm simply upon viewing the pictures of Keyra Agustina here.

Evidently there's also a video somewhere... I'm on the case. Detective Lindsey: Porn Hunter.

So, got a new favorite ass yet?

Friday, March 04, 2005

I think we have a winner...

I think this one just looks right, y'know? Like it was made for dainty little girls who need padding and velvet and satin and everything like that...

So, here's the deal: I'm no cheapo... I mean, I've got $60 I could spend right now. But in the spirit of reader involvement, I'm going to do a type of donation drive. Not your typical donation drive, mind you. I'm not actually asking for donations per se. But you've probably noticed that I've been running ads on my posts. Can you see where this is going? I'd like to see how quickly I can raise the $60 I need (and Amber needs) for that beautiful piece of plastic (and other fine materials) just by having readers click on the ads. So, go ahead and click away knowing that you are bringing me 1/250th of the way closer to getting rammed by Amber.

PS: I'm not actually asking for money because then I'd feel like I'd have to give something back, and as I've said before... I'm on a picture fast. I don't want my friends somehow finding pictures of me getting fucked - no matter how delicious they might be.

Thursday, March 03, 2005

Download the Internet!

I wish I'd discovered this a long time ago. Would have made things a lot easier!

So, got the internet yet?

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Someone hates Lip-Stick Lesbians????

So pretty much this guy rants about how he hates lip-stick lesbians in porn movies... but if you really read it, what he hates is bad porn movies where the actors aren't into it. I've seen plenty of porn where the girls are as he describes (uninterested, scared to get close to other girls, etc.), but I've seen just as much porn of the straight variety with the same characteristics - girls who aren't into it, are bad actors, and are obviously pretending they like the guy who's fucking them. Frankly, that's just as bad as girl-on-girl action... plus you've got a guy in there. I mean, if you're going to watch bad porn, would you rather watch bad porn with an ugly guy and a girl who's screaming like she's being murdered, or two hot girls who are a little afraid to dig into each other?

That's what I thought.

I have to admit...

Sunrise Adams new boobs look pretty good - I mean, for fake boobs, at least...

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

How quickly the porn dissappears...

The link in the title used to lead to lesbian porn... as recently as last week. Now it appears to be gone... alas. Such is the way of internet porn. I was only trying to make the world a better place for those readers without the resources to use BitTorrent. Alas, it was not to be.

I'll make every effort to post relevant porn as quickly as I can from now on. :) I'm also going to make some effort to post more about my life so my blog isn't just another plain old porn dump.