Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Well hello there...

Thank you very much Mr. Gorilla Mask.

Monday, April 18, 2005

I like myself

Somewhere in there this got saved as a draft after it was published... Didn't realize that was a "feature" of Blogger... Anyway, here's what I meant to post yesterday. Sorry for seeming like such a money whore. It was certainly not meant to come off that way. I like to come off many ways, but not like that.

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So, I'm going back to making people feel horny instead of stupid with this post.

All foreplay aside, Amber was strapped-on, so to speak, and I was wet and waiting. She was teasing me with the head of it, brushing it against my lips and pushing it barely inside. I love being teased (and doing the teasing, of course)... I'm glad she's good at it. I think I really was practically ready to cum just from feeling it pressing slightly inside of me.

After a little bit of the teasing, she pushed it in me. *gasp* I'm loving the strap-on. It's good stuff. Amber has become pretty adept at weilding it in only a week of fucking me with it. I've tried a little less successfully to do her. I guess it's just not my style. But I'm good at taking it.

God I'm good at taking it. I love having that veiny monster inside me. I've come to associate it with Amber, almost as thought it's hers...

After a little thrusting, I was exquisitely close to coming... and Amber pulled it out.

"Suck it," she said.

"What?" I asked.

"Suck it," she said again. "Suck your juice off my cock."

I was a little shocked, at both the tone of her voice, as well as at the request. I guess it hadn't occurred to me that that was something I might do.

"Do it or you don't get any more," she threatened.

"You don't have to threaten me!" I laughed back at her, "You just took me by suprise."

I was rolling along the O-train, so I didn't really need any coaxing anyway. I took the dildo in my mouth, and sucked myself off of it while she watched. I fingered her a little while I was doing, so I'm sure she enjoyed the show. After licking it off, I've decided that we're going to have to hook up some flavored lube. Not that I don't taste del.icio.us or anything... I just think it would be worth trying.

After we were done she admitted that she really only made me do it because it was there. She felt a little drunk with power (like a man, if you will). "Next time, just slap me," she said.

naughty love || fred + wilma (NSFW) || pink

(don't forget to spread the love)

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Friday, April 15, 2005

America's Next Top Dumbass

Sorry, meant to post this last night. I seem to have gotten the deluxe life that comes complete with daily interruptions.

So, yeah, I think this may be the dumbest season of America's Next Top Model... by dumbest, I mean, dumbest models - not dumbing down of the show or anything. It's still great, but I can't help but think it would be better if the models weren't quite so stupid.

For the final test last night [ed: Wednesday night, now], they had to read from a teleprompter as if they were covering a fashion show in Paris... among the words that nobody could pronounce/know:


  • Magenta

  • Chartruese

  • De LaCroix

  • Hermes

  • Gisele Bundchen (maybe I just know that one cause I like girls...?)

  • Au Revoir



Seriously, ladies... you want to be in the fashion industry and you don't know how to pronounce colors and designers?

So that's my late post... Teacher in service day today! So I get to just basically chill all day... supposed to be catching up on grading and planning lessons and everything... And by that I mean, shopping on ebay.

Have a great Friday!

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Monday, April 11, 2005

PSA: Definately is not a word (and this blog is not better then any other)

"Definately" is not a word. It appears that "definitely" is, however.

This weblog is not better then any other. It is, however, better THAN some others... like, perhaps, ones that claim to definately be better then it. If it was indeed better, then it would probably be getting a lot more traffic.

Sunday, April 10, 2005

We've got strap-on

The Strap-On came on Saturday. Amber returned from her trip that same day, so of course we had to try it out. Took a little work... adjusting, testing, etc... but we did it. She did me (among other things), and we called that good for a first try. I have to say, while it's good, it feels somewhat unnatural. I mean, I'll probably get used to it, cause it's nice to feel filled up a bit... but it also feels a like a dildo, y'know. I guess it could be worse, right?

I suppose we could get a more "real life like" dildo to put on the harness, but that would probably just require even more lube being applied.

So, we've got the strap on, and I guess no more need for a strap-on fund, but if you still feel like clicking on the ads below, I'll continue to donate the money to charity. I don't want to give up on the Tsunami relief, but I'm thinking maybe I'll pick a different charity each month to give the money to... just to spread the love a little.

I spread my legs, I spread the money.

How's that for a tag line? ;)

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Thursday, April 07, 2005

Le Strap-On Fund

Someone wanted to know how the Strap-On fund was coming along...

It's going well. Not as well as I'd like, but pretty well, all things considered. I (and by I, I really mean we) haven't made enough money to actually buy the strap-on yet, but Amber and I said to heck with that and ordered it anyway. It should arrive soon. Unfortunately, Amber is gone once again, so if it gets here today or tomorrow, I'll have to wait to try it out. I mean, I guess I wouldn't have to, but it'd be kind of weird just strapping it on and walking around... Although, maybe I should do that to get used to having it on...

So anyway, I've actually taken all the money I got and donated it to Tsumani relief. Thanks guys! CrispAds pays out once a month, so let's see if we can break last months initial benchmark, and actually get enough money this month to pay for the strap-on! Whaddaya say? Sounds like a good idea to me!

Remember, all you have to do to help me and the Tsumani relief efforts is click on one or more of the ads below. As an additional note, CrispAds will actually subtract money away from "repeat clicks." So, don't keep coming back and clicking the ads over and over because it will get taken away. I think going to one or two ads per post will probably work the best, but I don't actually know since they don't really say what constitutes "click fraud." Probably cause if they did, you'd be able to figure out a way to circumvent The System.

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Les Teases du Hotel

The great thing about Hotels is that you can be really loud and not worry since you're never going to see probably 95% of the people in there ever again. Even when Amber travels for work, they don't usually put her next door, or even necessarily on the same floor as, other co-workers that might be traveling with her. That said, I hope we made someone's (or several people's) nights over my spring break by cumming without restraint. We didn't do it every night... sometimes we just chilled... other nights we just passed out from the alchohol. But I'm probably just thinking about our neighbors because I hope they heard us. I like to imagine some guy (or girl) waking up (or falling asleep) to my (or Amber's) moaning and wanking off (or rubbing one out). It makes me hot. I'm a tease like that. On a side note, I live the word tease. Just writing it gets me in the mood.

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Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Why I Heart Tony Pierce (Explained Very Poorly)

So, when I first headed into the Blogosphere, I came across a one Mr. Tony Pierce (and the blog thereof). I found him from a couple of girl's blogs in which they were totally all over his dick. I mean, sure, whatever... so I read his blog and was pretty unimpressed. It seemed extremely sloppy and uninsightful at the time.

Now, after having read a multitude of excellent and crap-ass blogs, I have come to realize the genius of Mr. Pierce. On a side note, his rules on how to blog are the clearest directions for creating a successful blog that I've seen anywhere. I

followed them to the letter. Of course, I also posted naked girls and stories about phone sex and public sex. I'll still give Tony a lot of the credit.

The reason I'm all about him all of a sudden is because the other I was reading another blog that pointed to him once again, and I decided to give him another try. After struggling to write shit for my own blog, I realize that his writing probably actually takes a lot of work, but he's developed the style to the point where he can probably do it automatically. Other cool things about his blog: it doesn't sound forced even though the writing style is extremely unique; He has cool pictures with his posts, as well as at the top of his blog (which I don't see too often because I use the RSS feed). Let me try once again... I'm cool with Tony Pierce now because his writing style is unique, novel, and frankly... cool. It's almost like it's a trademark for his blog. When you're reading his blog, you know it's his and not someone else's. And finally, it's kind of fun to read once you appreciate it.

I'm hoping that his inspiration will make me want to make more interesting posts... and I think I already am. Look at all those words I just wrote!

Blogger shuts me out... So I start a new blog

Didn't Blogger kill anyone else's hopes and dreams over the past few days? I've heard stories about how unreliable it can be, but never had to experience it first hand... I've been locked out, and therefore, unable to share my thoughts and ideas with the world.

I've been thinking... and reading my bloglines... and it seems like there's just a ton of blogs out there (which you can find in my big-ass blogroll) that have no problem taking the time to find naked girls/women for you. So, I've started a blog at BlogLines to post all my clippings. It's got an RSS feed, so you can go ahead and subscribe to that... or just check it every couple of days. I'm doing this to try to force myself to actually write shit on this blog. I know it's been crap lately. I'm sorry for that. I will do my best to write about me from now on...

And I have to thank Tony Pierce. I'll explain that more in my next post (or the post after that, we'll see...).

Sunday, April 03, 2005

Hot Girl on PSP action!

This girl licking the PSP is pretty hot. Does it vibrate like the controllers do? Might have to get one... ;-)

Tasty Babes from Jay

Girls name Katie and Emma. Looks like Katie's are natural.