Gush: The Life of a Lip-Stick Lesbienne

Jenn Sterger Naked

2006-04-27T08:02:00.000-05:00

Link bait. :)

Sorry I haven't posted in a week. I don't know where the hell the time went. Hopefully back with more soon.

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2 Hours of Top Model vs. 2 Hours of Masturbation

2006-04-27T06:17:00.000-05:00

Now that I feel like I've got a handle on my free time again, I'll make another run at the whole blogging thing. I really love doing it, but I guess it's not a high enough priority. I'm gonna work to change that. It's America's new favorite pasttime!

Anyway... at the risk of becoming the America's Next Top Model Blog (actually, would that be so bad?), I didn't even know there was a 2 hour special going on last night! Luckily, I was home to watch the whole thing (since I wasn't last week and had to see the rerun show on Tuesday).

So, the top 3 is obviously going to be Joanie, Danielle, and Jade. They're going to keep Jade around because she's better than Sara (though Sara would make a great Maxim-type model), and she's better than Furonda (who is somehow still on? She's way too skinny, and her hair is always ratty, and she's doesn't seem like she has a model bone structure going on. I mean, she's not bad looking, especially compared to Jade, but Furonda is not a Top Model).

There's no way they're going to pick Jade because... well, she's Jade. There is no way to get around that personality.

And how happy was I to see that Joanie was the CoverGirl of the week last week? She's my top pick now - and has been for a while. I wanted Kari at first, but she had to much thickness going on to be a Top Model. She's another who could be a good "men's" model (cause she's got boobs). Actually, Joanie's boobs are pretty much perfect as far I can tell. And she's awesome. I loved seeing her and Danielle in the special after the show. They are pretty damn funny.

So I was thinking about how much I love Top Model... and with respect to this blog (SEX), how much I love masturbating (at least when I'm single). So, here's my poll question - you can answer in the comments - which is better for you, 2 hours of "your Top Model" or 2 hours of masturbation. I'm actually going to go with the former since after 2 hours, I'd be pretty fucking sore (pun intended).

As a follow-up, if you're comfortable with it, also put in your average time (to the second, please ;) for a masturbation session. Awesome, thanks!

And speaking of masturbation...

And one more for good measure...

Is that not the craziest thong/g-string you've ever seen?

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Girls' Night

2006-03-28T07:09:00.000-06:00

So there's this new teacher at school that I pursued hardcore earlier this year. Not in the sexual way (unfortunately; she's got a boyfriend), but just as a friend. There aren't a lot of "cool" teachers at my school (there are a lot who think they're cool), so when a new one comes along, it's worth my while to try to make friends. It certainly makes school easier when I can spend more of my free time (not that there's all that much of it) with people I like rather than people I'm forced to be with.

Anyway, we've become pretty good school friends, and have started hanging out outside of school. I was even invited to her birthday party a while back. Now, I'm invited to "Girls' Night" with her friends (who are not as cool as she is - I know from meeting them at the birthday party - but we'll see). If nothing else, it will probably take me to places I haven't been (they're a different sort of set of girls than my kind).

The fact that my new friend - let's get around to calling her... Melissa... is totally hot. Not Monica Leigh hot, but we'll use her as the comparison. Unfortunately, her friends (with whom I'd probably have a better chance, since they're mostly single) are not as hot. Melissa is definitely the true gem of the friend circle. And she's from the Midwest... so I'll call her Melissa Midwest to really drive up the traffic through here. :)

Whatever the case, Joy is excited and hopeful that I'll have some good stories to tell upon my return. We shall see.

Tags: Melissa Midwest, Monica Leigh, Playmate

Ann Angel Video

2006-03-24T07:17:00.000-06:00

Ann Angel... I always forget about here and then when I come back, it's quite delicious. Just click the title for the video.

Also in the world of Ann Angel: Ann Angel Makeup kit

One other note... When searching Google for Ann Angel, it asked me if I was looking for an angel. No... but maybe I should be?

Tagged as: annangel, ann angel, masturbation, video, pink panties

Fun with Filckr

2006-03-23T06:34:00.000-06:00

When I'm playing around (with myself), most of the time, I don't like to start off with hardcore stuff. I'm sure the people reading this probably wish I did, and that I just get to it already...

Anyway, I've found that flickr is actually a pretty good place to find cool softcore stuff to get warmed up to.

Por ejemplo:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/upskirtr/115938583/
http://www.flickr.com/groups/maxbooty/pool/

or chicksnbreasts which aggregates the hot photos from flickr...

America's Next Top Model 6 actually might have some top models...

2006-03-09T16:54:00.000-06:00

Usually it starts out with me doubting that any of the girls really are Top Model material. This one, though... I can see it happening. And I think there are more girls that I actually like from the start. And, of course, there is at least one girl that I totally hate. Let me break it down:

CUTE
Kari
Leslie
Mollie Sue
Sara

TOP MODEL MATERIAL
Leslie
Mollie Sue
Nnena

NOT CUTTIN' IT
Brooke
Gina (yeah, no shit)
Joanie (is she different than Kathy?)
Wendy (why are they always bringing in a big-nosed girl... you know she's not going to make it)

HATING
Gina
Joanie (a little bit)

Here's another thing: Gina has the lowest self-esteem because she totally messed it up early on. She is probably not going to recover from that. Good, because she's totally ugly anyway. If you're going to get an Asian girl to be a Top Model, at least get an attractive one. But! Speaking of low Self-Esteem... I am going to say that there is something going on there with Jade. Anyone else notice she had a one-piece on at one of the pool parties? And she wouldn't walk around naked (not that anyone else did either, I don't think). But I think the cool/arrogant exterior that she has is a total facade. It will be interesting to see if they break her down. If they don't, she's not going to be the next Top Model, because her personality sucks ass.

In other news, I am now going to use Kari as a proxy for Joy in this blog. While no one would mistake them for twins or anything, they do bare some striking resemblances.

Next Door Nikki's make-up

2006-03-07T07:10:00.000-06:00

Check out the photoshoot here. Whoever did her make-up is fucking amazing. That is the best I've ever seen here look. I stopped looking at her for a while because all she was bringing were the giant boobs... but in this one she looks really hot (despite the totally tacky, non-matching outfit).

Dana - Pink Playthingz

2006-01-08T23:39:00.000-06:00

Get Dana while she's hot (requires a bittorrent client).

I'm on and off the bittorrent train as far as porn goes, but I got back on this weekend, and I'm glad I did because I found this one. Lordy. She is hot. I'm not so down with the foot thing, but who really cares when you can fast forward and rewind. Do yourself a favor and download it.

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The Internet is for... well, you know

2006-01-05T08:55:00.000-06:00

Here's a funny (not laugh out loud funny, but amusing) music video. It's safe for work as long as you've got headphones. Being as I'm on break, I can listen as loud as I want. (Well, not really, though... the neighbors would hear if I cranked it up too loud)

Happy New Year!

2006-01-03T12:02:00.000-06:00

Porn-Star.com has their list of the 100 most popular porn stars. I was diappointed to see my girl Sky down at number 23. Of course, the list is based solely on their archives, so it probably doesn't tell the whole story. Although, I wouldn't be surprised if Ms. Lopez ended up even lower in the total web rankings. Haven't heard that much about her recently.

If nothing else, it gives you links to galleries of 100 porn stars who have are at least popular on one site.

Keeley Hazell Videos

2005-12-28T11:18:00.000-06:00

Nuff said really...

But...

I'm not usually a fan of huge boobs, but Keeley has got a beautiful pair, and she is FUCKING GORGEOUS. She looks nice and young, but in that just old enough way. And I read that she's studying psychology so she can figure out why men (and women?) are obsessed with her chest. Maybe she can solve the puzzle once and for all.

Smart women turn me on something fierce.

I heart UPN and the WB

2005-12-15T07:07:00.000-06:00

Because they rerun their shows. I don't have a Tivo. Sometimes I'm not home. Sometimes when I know I'm not going to be home, I forget to set the VCR. EG: Last night, I forgot to set up for the Top Model reunion show, went to a holiday party, remembered half way there, and there was nothing I could do.

But there was something UPN could do! They could show the episode next Tuesday! Fuck yeah!

WB does the same thing with Related (yeah, I'm sucked in to that one, for fucks sake, why????). It's on Mondays and Wednesdays. 4 pretty girls with so many wonderful problems. Yeah, it's pretty retarded, but I usually just have it on when I'm working on lessons (which happens a lot on Monday nights since I don't ever feel like doing it over the weekend). Tried to find some pictures of the girls right now, but couldn't come up with any of the whole cast. I didn't try too hard, though. I like that they're pretty, but not so pretty that they're not believable.

And since I've admitted to watching Related, I might as well say I'm anxiously anticipatin the new season of Beauty and the Geek. I watched the last 2 episodes of the last one and it was fun in a drinking game sort of way. So, I'll probably invite Joy over and we can make that our during-the-week drinking night. Lord knows we need one.

Always Tasty

2005-12-12T08:35:00.000-06:00

The Finale

2005-12-09T06:57:00.000-06:00

Of America's Next Top Model! Duh!

So, yeah... I wasn't suprised at all that Nicole won. Obvious reason: She's white. The past two winners have been women of color, and 2 of the last 3 have been "edgy." So pretty much it was time for a simple white girl. Nothing wrong with that; Nicole did look beautiful in pretty much all of her pictures.

I knew that Bre wasn't going to win after the Red Bull incident, and Nik wasn't going to win because her personality wasn't there. So, when it was down to those three, the choice was pretty obvious.

Oh, and in case you missed it on CBS the other day (I most certainly did not!), UPN is rerunning the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.

Let's try this again

2005-12-07T06:12:00.000-06:00

Here we again with Lindsey on the Blog Train. I swear I just got off at the last stop for some tea and it took off without me!

I suppose it would help if I had more time before school (stupid 7:30 start)... since when I get home all I want to do is eat and watch celebrity news shows. :) Then I have to start working on lessons for the next day...

I mean, it's not all just workworkwork. I don't want to dissappoint anyone, but I don't have any fantastic stories to share right now... but maybe if I didn't take the time to capitalize and punctuate correctly I'd have more time to spend making up fantasies to share. ;)

And with that, I've got to call it a post. Publish!

Thursday already??

2005-11-03T16:03:00.000-06:00

Where the hell did the time go?

Anyway... the winery trip with Joy was awesome! Nothing like getting free drinks all day! Of course, we ended up buying a shit ton of wine too... so I imagine the wineries still get a pretty good margin on the free samples.

As we were getting drunk Saturday night, the alcohol started talking to me... it was saying how perfect Joy was. Okay, sure, I've thought about it before (who hasn't!)... but she's my best friend. But then, don't people always say that it's best when your best friend is your (in this case) life partner? I think they also say that when you're drunk, the truth comes out...

In other news, my team won yesterday! I'm talking bout basketball! I love it! Sure, the WNBA is great, but the women up in there are kind of scary... (it's true! admit it!) And, the guys in NBA just know how to play some f'in basketball. Every year, my appreciation for the sport grows by leaps and bounds. It started in college, and Joy and I probably learned more than any woman (outside of the WNBA) really needs to know about basketball. We're such tomboys. We'll be going to a couple games this year, so that's exciting.

I want to write more about the Joy thing, but it's hard to put the conflict of emotions into words. We could save some money if we moved in together, though... (so, instead of being serious, I'll just make cheeky comments)

Speaking of cheeky...

Wine Country!

2005-10-28T07:00:00.000-05:00

I'm still getting in the habit of posting again... y'know, divulging every little detail of my life. Sometimes I just forget... and sometimes I have to get to school so early in the morning that I don't have time (morning is my "usual" posting time).

But this! I will not forget!

Joy and I are going on a Sideways-style tour of Wine Country this weekend! She's busting out of work early and we're going away for a weekend of drinking! Doesn't get much better than that! :)

Yes, I realize this certainly narrows down the number of places I could possibly be living... but not all that much.

I'm sure you're not all here to actually hear about my life though... so... here's a little something I stole from Lingerie Dreams.

It's almost like starting over

2005-10-24T06:15:00.000-05:00

Starting the blog again after the summer... Starting a new school year. Like a whole new beginning for me.

To catch up a bit... nothing big this summer. I only had sex with myself. I wasn't ready to get it on with another human being just yet. I think I am now... ;)

The other web/computers teacher left for another school (in suburbs, I heard... loser.) Anyway, so that leaves me in charge of all the web/computers classes. Yup, me. I'm the computers teacher. Kind of sad, eh? When the best teacher they have for the computing classes is a Econ major. At least I had a year teaching with Dave so I've got lesson plans and everything. Hopefully I'll be contributing to the start of even more teen-angsty weblogs. ;)

I'm also still teaching personal finance (which is awesome since I don't have to do Econ then... yeah, I really don't like teaching Econ. I like the subject, but teaching it to high school kids seems somewhat pointless). Anyway, I love teaching personal finance since the kids I teach (and all kids, I suppose, for that matter) need to learn as much as possible about it. Every person I can save from going into debt, the better.

So between the computers and personal finance, I'm totally having a great time this year.

One other bonus... they (being the administration) needed a new econ teacher (since they can't count on me anymore. Why they didn't just hire a new computer teacher, I don't know, but I guess they're probably harder to come by?) ... and the new Econ teacher is hot. Hawt. She's totally styling it out with her outfits, and I can't help but want to grab her juicy booty. I haven't spent too much time with her (since we don't teach the same classes, there's not a lot to be said just yet, except like "You're hot! Wanna make out?"). I've had a couple interactions, though, when she's been asking new-teacher kind of stuff and stuff about the department. The point is, I'm not sure which way she swings. Odds are, it's not my way... but who knows what a little alcohol after work will do? ;)

So, there you have it. The life and times in 5 paragraphs. Guess I'll check back in in another 3 months. Yeah... JK. I'm having fun again! Yay!

dilly-yo

2005-10-21T06:45:00.000-05:00

I guess I felt like this blog was something that reminded me too much of Amber, and while I'm fine with it now... I wasn't always.

I thought about deleting all the previous posts, but what would be the point of that? I mean, it's not like can I just erase posts and pretend like the last year didn't happen. And besides, lots of shit happened that I really liked. And Amber was great. But we're moving on now.

Should be some good times.

Don't call it a cumback.

2005-10-20T00:05:00.000-05:00

... but I am.

We'll see.

Because you weren't wondering

2005-07-14T13:00:00.000-05:00

Today is Bastille Day. Joy is French like that. I mean, not really, but she loves the culture, so she's having a party tonight.

Have you seen this girl?

2005-07-13T09:42:00.000-05:00

It's not that I got tired of the blog this time. It's not that I'm finding this blogging thing takes a lot of work. My excuse this time is much deeper and potentially more emotional than that.

Amber broke up with me last week. She said she's found someone else and that was it. I don't want to go into details about it since I've already rehashed it with all of my friends (and Joy and I have shared tears and ice cream several times). I'm at least proud of the fact that she had the guts to tell me straight out and not start cheating on me or anything. That, in part, demonstrates why she was such a good person. And why she will be missed. But, my philosophy on break-ups is this: Tear it off like a Band-Aid and move on. I've seen too many friends moping for too long over people who really weren't worth it. I haven't spoken to Amber since last Tuesday and I don't plan to. That's the way break-ups in my world work. This isn't some Ross and Rachel BullShit that goes on for 9 years. This is the real world, and if someone breaks up with you, I say Take it like a Man.

I was pretty down for a while, and most of the Bravado alluded to in the previous paragraph comes from the fact that it's been a week since it happened. I know it will take longer than that to really get over it, but for now, at least, I am rolling up my sleeves (not that I have any since it's summer) and getting back to work (and by work, I mean doing not all that much during the day, and going out to pick up chicks at night). :)

Last night, Joy and I went out dancing (salsa), but she got tired pretty quick. It's okay, I'm like that too when it's not summah.

Instead of condolences in your comments, I'd prefer break-up philosophies... just to see what other people have to say about it. This is always my question: If you break up with someone, do you really want to get back together? If you want to answer it, go ahead. If you'd like to say something else that's on your mind, that's fine too.

In the mean time, check this out (testing out the Blogger Image Upload thing):

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Lace Illusions - quickly taking over as the site du jour

2005-06-28T10:10:00.000-05:00

Especially cause I can hotlink. ;) Click on over and check it out. (Actually, this one comes from Panties and Blondes which actually contains what it says it does, making it one of the best sites ever... sometimes the girls aren't blonde, but I can forgive them for that)

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They must call it hotlinking for a reason

2005-06-27T11:10:00.000-05:00

This is some hot-linking right here...

Kelly Carlson, in case you need to google it...

This one's for U (S Troops)

2005-06-23T07:09:00.000-05:00

In between being the worst and least consistent blogger EVAR, I do check my email... and sometimes I get comments... other times - straight email! (Not in that sexual way... just email directly to me)

I got one yesterday from a soldier in Iraq (yes, I was somewhat stunned). I will keep his anonymity just cause I don't know how it works... but he said that my site is not blocked by the firewall there (I'm sure the Army, Navy, etc. have some pretty humogenous firewall action going on), and that he likes the stuff I post here (for many reasons... if you know what I mean... and I think you do).

So, I guess I don't really have much else to say about that... but I just wanted to give a shout out to all the troops out there reading my blog! You guys are awesome! I like to think that between you guys fighting for us, and my teaching our kids that we're helping to make the world a better place.

Also, if Blogspot sites are not blocked by the firewall (or whatever it is), let me tell you! there are a lot better sites than this one if you need a little help in that department (if you know what I mean... and again, I think you do). Try the links to the right over there and I think you'll see what I mean.

So, how fucking ridiculous is this?

2005-06-09T06:59:00.000-05:00

(I think I remembered why I liked blogging in the first place... cause I could just write whatever the hell I want, however I want. But then when I started getting visitors... I put too much pressure on myself to write good stuff. And then it sucked. Now, I don't care about you all reading this. And it sucks like Amber on my clit. Which is a good thing... if you didn't rekanize. Yes, I spelled that wrong on purpose, cause I'm a total poser)

Anyway... I went shopping for the bachelorette party with Joy yesterday and we ended up with more stuff for ourselves than we did for the bachelorette. We got her some fancy-looking (but not really that fancy) lingerie, and then proceeded to pick up some nice stuff for ourselves, as well as taking a stroll through the shoe and jewelry sections of Target (yeah, it's cheap, and quite possibly my favorite store). I got two pairs of sassy-ass shoes, and three new sets of earrings, easily doubling the amount I spent on my bride-to-be friend. Oh well.

We waiting till it was cooler out and went for a walk over to the store, and as a result I had to record Dancing With Stars, and my other new show for the summer, Lost. I missed it the first time around, but I figured they'd rerun it, or I could buy the DVDs (which are coming out pretty damn soon, I think). Everyone says how good it is, so when I noticed it was on after DWS, I figured, why not. That's about all the TV I plan on watching this summer... but I might get sucked into a few other things... there's some designing show and that graduate one too. Just in case you thought I'd fallen off the reality TV bandwagon. :)

So, what are you watching reruns of this summer?

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It's almost too hot to fuck

2005-06-08T06:41:00.000-05:00

Yeah, that's right. The air conditioner is in the front room, cause there's no where to put it in the bedroom. Sure we could do it on the couch, I guess, but that only seems fine until you have guests over.

There is a fan, of course... but it doesn't do a whole lot to keep you (or me or Amber) from sweating like the glass of water on the nightstand.

So, instead we took a walk. And we held hands despite that they were all four sticky (not from anything we'd been doing, of course). Destination was Hollywood Video... so it wasn't a long walk. But long enough. We considered getting DEBS just because it would have been fun... Instead we got Anchorman, which was certainly amusing and also better than DEBS would have been.

Joy really wants to see Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants cause she's totally gay. (Did you notice I used that common high school level comment in there to make it funny because it's also true? I'm so clever like that) Anyway, I told her we could go see it during the Matinee times or else on Monday because that's when the local place has Cheap Movies All Day. We were going to two days ago Monday, but I was too tired from school and the heat to really do anything. So instead, we chilled (again with the puns!) and watched the Dancing With Stars from Last Week. It kind of sucked. Especially compared to my expectations... I want to learn to dance. I mean, I know how to dance ghetto and shit, cause I've got mad rhythm... but I want to learn to dance for real. I know there are some places that have same sex dance classes, so maybe I'll have to hook that up.

I found the list of pictures I'd been looking for a while ago... Or at least a list of pictures that I made once upon a time, so here's one random one... there's some gallery action to come.

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I suck.

2005-06-06T07:07:00.000-05:00

I'm not making excuses... okay, maybe I will, first I got a little bored with the blog... it's hard, y'know? I'm sure anyone with a blog knows what I'm talking about. Then I got busy... which also makes it hard to blog... school's almost over, but that's no guarantee that I'll be any more inclined to blog than usual. Got a bunch of wedding to go to this summer (not good friends, but people with whom I'm close enough to be invited to their weddings)... Too bad that means I have to spend the time and money to buy them all (four of them) presents. It wouldn't be so bad if it was one or two, but four is a lot. Maybe I'll get invited to some bachelorette parties, though. :)

Everything's okay here at Rancho Lindsey, though, no worries. The weather is warmer, and I can't wait for some hot sweaty sex.

Bikini Baby compliments of Mr. J

2005-05-05T07:04:00.000-05:00

I was getting a little worried... I hadn't come across anything at DaTaste.com worth posting for a while... But Jay has remedied that problem with this tasty lady. On a side note, she almost looks like about 3 different people throughout the photo set. I almost didn't click through cause the first picture is downright nasty. But it gets better. Believe you me.

So, got an erection yet? ;)

Feliz Cinco de Mayo mis amores!

The sexiest cough ever

2005-05-02T20:50:00.000-05:00

Amber got sick last week - and still is... her coughing up phlegm every few minutes is not a turn on. No matter how sexy she is, the coughing and the green stuff and the yellow stuff, is not. As a result, the sex has been distinctly lacking ... she's still sick and only shows signs of getting worse at this point. Too bad... I'm horny.

Oh, wait. I'm always horny. I'm sure I'll still be in the mood when she gets well, so I guess it's not a problem...

In the mean time, hello Stacy Sanchez.

Damn, speaking of galleries... I had loaded one up on imageshack and put the images links and everything in a text file (Cause I knew I'd forget) ... and now I've forgotten where I put the text file. Thankfully, I can still locate the pictures, but I don't feel like uploading images that are already up there. Hmmmmm... where did I put that thing?

In the mean time, check these guys out:

HWB || shhhh || Krystal Steal?

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Well hello there...

2005-04-26T16:41:00.000-05:00

Thank you very much Mr. Gorilla Mask.

I like myself

2005-04-18T16:23:00.000-05:00

Somewhere in there this got saved as a draft after it was published... Didn't realize that was a "feature" of Blogger... Anyway, here's what I meant to post yesterday. Sorry for seeming like such a money whore. It was certainly not meant to come off that way. I like to come off many ways, but not like that.

--

So, I'm going back to making people feel horny instead of stupid with this post.

All foreplay aside, Amber was strapped-on, so to speak, and I was wet and waiting. She was teasing me with the head of it, brushing it against my lips and pushing it barely inside. I love being teased (and doing the teasing, of course)... I'm glad she's good at it. I think I really was practically ready to cum just from feeling it pressing slightly inside of me.

After a little bit of the teasing, she pushed it in me. *gasp* I'm loving the strap-on. It's good stuff. Amber has become pretty adept at weilding it in only a week of fucking me with it. I've tried a little less successfully to do her. I guess it's just not my style. But I'm good at taking it.

God I'm good at taking it. I love having that veiny monster inside me. I've come to associate it with Amber, almost as thought it's hers...

After a little thrusting, I was exquisitely close to coming... and Amber pulled it out.

"Suck it," she said.

"What?" I asked.

"Suck it," she said again. "Suck your juice off my cock."

I was a little shocked, at both the tone of her voice, as well as at the request. I guess it hadn't occurred to me that that was something I might do.

"Do it or you don't get any more," she threatened.

"You don't have to threaten me!" I laughed back at her, "You just took me by suprise."

I was rolling along the O-train, so I didn't really need any coaxing anyway. I took the dildo in my mouth, and sucked myself off of it while she watched. I fingered her a little while I was doing, so I'm sure she enjoyed the show. After licking it off, I've decided that we're going to have to hook up some flavored lube. Not that I don't taste del.icio.us or anything... I just think it would be worth trying.

After we were done she admitted that she really only made me do it because it was there. She felt a little drunk with power (like a man, if you will). "Next time, just slap me," she said.

naughty love || fred + wilma (NSFW) || pink

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2005-04-18T15:40:00.000-05:00

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America's Next Top Dumbass

2005-04-15T06:21:00.000-05:00

Sorry, meant to post this last night. I seem to have gotten the deluxe life that comes complete with daily interruptions.

So, yeah, I think this may be the dumbest season of America's Next Top Model... by dumbest, I mean, dumbest models - not dumbing down of the show or anything. It's still great, but I can't help but think it would be better if the models weren't quite so stupid.

For the final test last night [ed: Wednesday night, now], they had to read from a teleprompter as if they were covering a fashion show in Paris... among the words that nobody could pronounce/know:

Magenta

Chartruese

De LaCroix

Hermes

Gisele Bundchen (maybe I just know that one cause I like girls...?)

Au Revoir

Seriously, ladies... you want to be in the fashion industry and you don't know how to pronounce colors and designers?

So that's my late post... Teacher in service day today! So I get to just basically chill all day... supposed to be catching up on grading and planning lessons and everything... And by that I mean, shopping on ebay.

Have a great Friday!

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PSA: Definately is not a word (and this blog is not better then any other)

2005-04-11T06:26:00.000-05:00

"Definately" is not a word. It appears that "definitely" is, however.

This weblog is not better then any other. It is, however, better THAN some others... like, perhaps, ones that claim to definately be better then it. If it was indeed better, then it would probably be getting a lot more traffic.

That's that.

We've got strap-on

2005-04-10T15:04:00.000-05:00

The Strap-On came on Saturday. Amber returned from her trip that same day, so of course we had to try it out. Took a little work... adjusting, testing, etc... but we did it. She did me (among other things), and we called that good for a first try. I have to say, while it's good, it feels somewhat unnatural. I mean, I'll probably get used to it, cause it's nice to feel filled up a bit... but it also feels a like a dildo, y'know. I guess it could be worse, right?

I suppose we could get a more "real life like" dildo to put on the harness, but that would probably just require even more lube being applied.

So, we've got the strap on, and I guess no more need for a strap-on fund, but if you still feel like clicking on the ads below, I'll continue to donate the money to charity. I don't want to give up on the Tsunami relief, but I'm thinking maybe I'll pick a different charity each month to give the money to... just to spread the love a little.

I spread my legs, I spread the money.

How's that for a tag line? ;)

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Le Strap-On Fund

2005-04-07T16:00:00.000-05:00

Someone wanted to know how the Strap-On fund was coming along...

It's going well. Not as well as I'd like, but pretty well, all things considered. I (and by I, I really mean we) haven't made enough money to actually buy the strap-on yet, but Amber and I said to heck with that and ordered it anyway. It should arrive soon. Unfortunately, Amber is gone once again, so if it gets here today or tomorrow, I'll have to wait to try it out. I mean, I guess I wouldn't have to, but it'd be kind of weird just strapping it on and walking around... Although, maybe I should do that to get used to having it on...

So anyway, I've actually taken all the money I got and donated it to Tsumani relief. Thanks guys! CrispAds pays out once a month, so let's see if we can break last months initial benchmark, and actually get enough money this month to pay for the strap-on! Whaddaya say? Sounds like a good idea to me!

Remember, all you have to do to help me and the Tsumani relief efforts is click on one or more of the ads below. As an additional note, CrispAds will actually subtract money away from "repeat clicks." So, don't keep coming back and clicking the ads over and over because it will get taken away. I think going to one or two ads per post will probably work the best, but I don't actually know since they don't really say what constitutes "click fraud." Probably cause if they did, you'd be able to figure out a way to circumvent The System.

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Les Teases du Hotel

2005-04-06T16:11:00.000-05:00

The great thing about Hotels is that you can be really loud and not worry since you're never going to see probably 95% of the people in there ever again. Even when Amber travels for work, they don't usually put her next door, or even necessarily on the same floor as, other co-workers that might be traveling with her. That said, I hope we made someone's (or several people's) nights over my spring break by cumming without restraint. We didn't do it every night... sometimes we just chilled... other nights we just passed out from the alchohol. But I'm probably just thinking about our neighbors because I hope they heard us. I like to imagine some guy (or girl) waking up (or falling asleep) to my (or Amber's) moaning and wanking off (or rubbing one out). It makes me hot. I'm a tease like that. On a side note, I live the word tease. Just writing it gets me in the mood.

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Why I Heart Tony Pierce (Explained Very Poorly)

2005-04-05T16:49:00.000-05:00

So, when I first headed into the Blogosphere, I came across a one Mr. Tony Pierce (and the blog thereof). I found him from a couple of girl's blogs in which they were totally all over his dick. I mean, sure, whatever... so I read his blog and was pretty unimpressed. It seemed extremely sloppy and uninsightful at the time.

Now, after having read a multitude of excellent and crap-ass blogs, I have come to realize the genius of Mr. Pierce. On a side note, his rules on how to blog are the clearest directions for creating a successful blog that I've seen anywhere. I

followed them to the letter. Of course, I also posted naked girls and stories about phone sex and public sex. I'll still give Tony a lot of the credit.

The reason I'm all about him all of a sudden is because the other I was reading another blog that pointed to him once again, and I decided to give him another try. After struggling to write shit for my own blog, I realize that his writing probably actually takes a lot of work, but he's developed the style to the point where he can probably do it automatically. Other cool things about his blog: it doesn't sound forced even though the writing style is extremely unique; He has cool pictures with his posts, as well as at the top of his blog (which I don't see too often because I use the RSS feed). Let me try once again... I'm cool with Tony Pierce now because his writing style is unique, novel, and frankly... cool. It's almost like it's a trademark for his blog. When you're reading his blog, you know it's his and not someone else's. And finally, it's kind of fun to read once you appreciate it.

I'm hoping that his inspiration will make me want to make more interesting posts... and I think I already am. Look at all those words I just wrote!

Blogger shuts me out... So I start a new blog

2005-04-05T06:25:00.000-05:00

Didn't Blogger kill anyone else's hopes and dreams over the past few days? I've heard stories about how unreliable it can be, but never had to experience it first hand... I've been locked out, and therefore, unable to share my thoughts and ideas with the world.

I've been thinking... and reading my bloglines... and it seems like there's just a ton of blogs out there (which you can find in my big-ass blogroll) that have no problem taking the time to find naked girls/women for you. So, I've started a blog at BlogLines to post all my clippings. It's got an RSS feed, so you can go ahead and subscribe to that... or just check it every couple of days. I'm doing this to try to force myself to actually write shit on this blog. I know it's been crap lately. I'm sorry for that. I will do my best to write about me from now on...

And I have to thank Tony Pierce. I'll explain that more in my next post (or the post after that, we'll see...).

Hot Girl on PSP action!

2005-04-03T13:37:00.000-05:00

This girl licking the PSP is pretty hot. Does it vibrate like the controllers do? Might have to get one... ;-)

Tasty Babes from Jay

2005-04-03T12:53:00.000-05:00

Girls name Katie and Emma. Looks like Katie's are natural.

Movie Review Post

2005-03-30T16:19:00.000-06:00

So, turns out I pretty much frigged myself raw before I went to see Amber (must have been so horny from thinking about her just about constantly) - but it didn't matter all that much because she can get me wet no mater what. I made sure to bring a water bottle on the plane so I'd be well hydrated. I watched a few of the pornos I downloaded while she was gone, so I thought I could give a quickie review of those in this post and then I can move on to my vacation.

Let's go with the good ones first (you can find them either through bit torrent, or eMule; how quickly I learn these new technologies, eh?). I can recommend: Deep Inside Devon - although the first scene is a 3-way lesbo one, it's pretty ridiculous bordering on just plain awful. The rest is good, though, and it has a lesbienne scene with Devon and Sky Lopez (my girl) at the end. Pretty much I think they're my two favorite pornstars that are readily accessible (ie: big name stars). Both of their boobs are redonculously bad (in size, proportion, shape, pretty much everything), but their faces are beautiful (if you ask me), and their bodies are good too.

Next is Young Devon. I only got the first CD of this one (there are three), but it was good. I especially liked the cumshots in this one. And I do appreciate cum. And while I'm not all that picky about cumshots, I certainly know the difference between a good one and a bad one.

Finally, The Trial. From the title you might be able to conjecture that this is one of those that attempts to fit a plot in between all the sex. I appreciate the attempt, but what I appreciated more were the girls in it. Not that a hot lawyer saying "I'd like to submit Ms. Whatever's hot little pussy as exhibit A" wasn't truly a classic moment that I will show to my friends, but I'm going to do a scan of the credits again to see if I can find more of those lovely ladies.

Now for my thumbs down picks (to save you time and/or money), starting with The Private Life of Jodi Moore. Jodi-girl has an Austrailian accent, which would be sexy if I didn't want to shoot her every time she opened her mouth. She's also not that attractive, and a total airhead. There were interview segments in between the sex scenes and she was actually answering the questions trutyfully instead of just saying the obvious answers the audience would want to hear.

Finally, there was Cum Addicts Anonymous. This was an impressive movie in that I don't know how they got those girls to act like that. After typing that sentence I realize it makes it sound like they might have actually been good actresses. No, no. They were as terrible as ever. I just couldn't believe that someone could pay them enough money to make them do and say the things that were in this movie. It was quite honestly one of the most degrading things I've seen in porn. I mean, taking it up the ass is one thing, DP even... but... well, I can't even really descripe what it was like to see girls acting like Cum Addicts. Quite degrading really, and gratuitously so. On a side note, the girls pretending to be addicted to cum were not too hot. I guess they were aiming low with this one.

So, that's my movie review post... I'm working on getting the rest of Young Devon, the Best of Brittney Skye, and something called In Aphrodite for next week when Amber is gone again.

Kissing Contest!

2005-03-28T16:15:00.000-06:00

Too bad the kissing contest was in the Netherlands... Amber and I totally would have won that. (Thanks to Just A Girl for the link)

Back from vacation

2005-03-28T06:35:00.000-06:00

Don't have time (and still too tired) to write anything right now... but going through my Bloglines, I found these ... Some erotic artwork photography, and a Happy Easter Bunny. Can you imagine getting reamed by the Easter Bunny?

Back on The Masturbation Train Again

2005-03-16T06:43:00.000-06:00

Amber is out of town again... saw her off to the airport last night. It's totally bogus. I mean, it's fine, because she's the best person I've ever gone out with, so this is certainly not enough to make me reconsider my relationship with her... It just sucks that she has to be gone all the time. This time she's gone through this week, the weekend, and next week. But! The key part is, since Easter is early this year, our Spring Break starts at the end of the week. So Joy and I are going to go out to some huge party at some bar on Friday and then I'll fly out too stay with Amber on Saturday.

Just as an update, we're going to be ordering that Strap-On when we get back from "break". I put it in quotes because it's not a break for her... But at least I'll get to do some sightseeing, and if nothing else, stay in the hotel and masturbate all day. Ha! Like I'd want to tire myself when Amber is there? No, the masturbation will definitely be taking place before I leave on Saturday. Luckily, Amber and I do pretty well with the Phone Sex. It's good because we're both horny bitches.

Remember, the Strap-On/Tsunami Fund drive continues... all you have to do is click the ads below. Everything above the price of the Strap-On will be donated to Tsunami Relief. You guys are doing every bit as well as I could have imagined, so keep it up!

Get it while it's hot - and it is hot!

2005-03-11T06:56:00.000-06:00

Here. Thanks to UberBitch Naomi.

So, got an erection yet?

Love this picture

2005-03-09T06:39:00.000-06:00

This is the kind of ass girl I can imagine being... taking a little tiny one while Amber uses the strap-on.

And thanks to Charges - possibly my most prolific commentor to date - we've got a much lower target to shoot for with the Strap-On Fund. As such, I'm still going to shoot for the original $65 goal... but everything I get over the actual $35 needed, I'll donate to Tsunami relief. Yes, they still need it over there, and it's small, but maybe that, combined with the thought of me getting pounded by Amber (can you tell I like saying things like that?) will give more impetece to click the ads.

Speaking of which, there goes one now:

Which Victoria's Secret Angel are you?

2005-03-08T06:41:00.000-06:00

Got this one from: JaG, who evidently got it from here. I have to say I'm pretty happy with Alessandra Ambrosio ... if that is her real name, it's almost too pretty to be real...

Take the quiz: "Which Victoria's Secret Angel are you?"

Alessandra Ambrosio
You are sexy, exciting, and can be daring!

Case Solved

2005-03-07T19:35:00.000-06:00

Thanks to Kodie, I've solved the Keyra Agustina movie mystery. If you appreciate fine content such as this... click an ad!

BEST ASS EVER

2005-03-07T06:24:00.000-06:00

If you didn't already know, I'm a total ass girl (not a "take it up the" ass girl... I just LOVE the asses. So, of course, I just about had an orgasm simply upon viewing the pictures of Keyra Agustina here.

Evidently there's also a video somewhere... I'm on the case. Detective Lindsey: Porn Hunter.

So, got a new favorite ass yet?

I think we have a winner...

2005-03-04T16:41:00.000-06:00

I think this one just looks right, y'know? Like it was made for dainty little girls who need padding and velvet and satin and everything like that...

So, here's the deal: I'm no cheapo... I mean, I've got $60 I could spend right now. But in the spirit of reader involvement, I'm going to do a type of donation drive. Not your typical donation drive, mind you. I'm not actually asking for donations per se. But you've probably noticed that I've been running ads on my posts. Can you see where this is going? I'd like to see how quickly I can raise the $60 I need (and Amber needs) for that beautiful piece of plastic (and other fine materials) just by having readers click on the ads. So, go ahead and click away knowing that you are bringing me 1/250th of the way closer to getting rammed by Amber.

PS: I'm not actually asking for money because then I'd feel like I'd have to give something back, and as I've said before... I'm on a picture fast. I don't want my friends somehow finding pictures of me getting fucked - no matter how delicious they might be.

Download the Internet!

2005-03-03T15:57:00.000-06:00

I wish I'd discovered this a long time ago. Would have made things a lot easier!

So, got the internet yet?

Someone hates Lip-Stick Lesbians????

2005-03-02T16:16:00.000-06:00

So pretty much this guy rants about how he hates lip-stick lesbians in porn movies... but if you really read it, what he hates is bad porn movies where the actors aren't into it. I've seen plenty of porn where the girls are as he describes (uninterested, scared to get close to other girls, etc.), but I've seen just as much porn of the straight variety with the same characteristics - girls who aren't into it, are bad actors, and are obviously pretending they like the guy who's fucking them. Frankly, that's just as bad as girl-on-girl action... plus you've got a guy in there. I mean, if you're going to watch bad porn, would you rather watch bad porn with an ugly guy and a girl who's screaming like she's being murdered, or two hot girls who are a little afraid to dig into each other?

That's what I thought.

I have to admit...

2005-03-02T06:19:00.000-06:00

Sunrise Adams new boobs look pretty good - I mean, for fake boobs, at least...

How quickly the porn dissappears...

2005-03-01T16:26:00.000-06:00

The link in the title used to lead to lesbian porn... as recently as last week. Now it appears to be gone... alas. Such is the way of internet porn. I was only trying to make the world a better place for those readers without the resources to use BitTorrent. Alas, it was not to be.

I'll make every effort to post relevant porn as quickly as I can from now on. :) I'm also going to make some effort to post more about my life so my blog isn't just another plain old porn dump.

Alone...

2005-02-22T18:13:00.000-06:00

So, Amber is gone on business this week - left yesterday... until Friday. Which means I'll have to be fucking myself for a few days... Luckily, I figured out BitTorrent (or rather, Azaureus) last night, and woke up to some nice big porn files on my computer. I took a quicky preview of The Krystal Steal Show and, while I think the girl is not that good looking, it looks like a pretty hot movie. Girls with strap-ons is never a bad thing.

And speaking of strap-ons... Amber said she was thinking about getting me (us) a strap-on for Valentine's Day, but wasn't sure if I'd be down with that. I've been going out with her how long, and she didn't know if I'd be down with that???

Anyway, I showed her my favorite video of Sky and the exploding strap-on (by exploding, I mean like a real dick). She also thought it was hilarious, and somewhat exciting. I don't think she was as interested in the cum part as I was, but that's okay. She'll probably get to be the "man" most of the time anyway. Yup, we're going to get one... soon enough. We've been shopping (online), to find a good one. If you've got any suggestions, I'm happy to hear them.

In the mean time, I'll just have to use my other toys... since there's no one here to strap a fake cock onto anyway...

So, got an erection yet? ;-)

Check out those lips!

2005-02-18T17:58:00.000-06:00

And I'm not talking about her mouth... ;-)

So, got a newfound respect for Canada yet?

From Kami Land

2005-02-18T16:30:00.000-06:00

I love the hand under the skirt in this picture. It's totally/definitely the best part.

This Girl Friday x 3: Fuck, Marry, Kill

2005-02-18T06:35:00.000-06:00

This game is old... but this site does a good job of bringing it to the web. And it's a pretty good way to check out girls you might not have heard of...

Sex Kitten

2005-02-16T16:52:00.000-06:00

Um... So, I've been trying for a while to write up some sexual exploits... then I read something like this... How can I compete with being fucked in public? Not gonna happen. I mean, I've certainly done some shit in public... but being bare ass naked and fucked with an audience? I don't know if I can top that for pure sexual sex.

So, go over and read SexKitten (and Kinky Bitch while you're at it), and I'll see if I can get up enough courage to have Amber lick my pussy in front of the Virgin Megastore... or maybe the Victoria's Secret... or maybe both.

Ha!

So, had anyone watch you lately?

Tasty Teacher

2005-02-16T16:37:00.000-06:00

Must Pay Attention in Class

Dataste is a pretty good blog. They have funny stuff and hot girls every once in a while to spice it up. I thought this one was appropriate. ;)

So, got a teacher fetish yet?

Fluffersmut Street Team brightens my day...

2005-02-16T06:37:00.000-06:00

Every once in a while they've got something good... Worth subscribing too. :)

Partial Posts

2005-02-15T16:23:00.000-06:00

I've gone through the Big-Ass Blogroll over there and eliminated those feeds with partial posts... I hate partial posts.

And I don't understand the reason for them... I mean, maybe your blogging service doesn't offer that? Okay, fine... but it should. Blogger offers me the choice, and I don't know how many people use partial posting from Blogger instead of full posting, but why would you not use foll posts?

One reason (and, though I don't think this is the case with many of the blog I unsubscribed from, it does exist) is to get people to view the ads on your site. Um, I don't want to see the ads for all the porn services that are sponsoring you. If they're sponsoring you, it probably means they're a pay service, and I can find porn for free pretty easily, thank you very much.

Another reason I don't like visiting sites is because I often access my BlogLines account from work (aka a high school)... I get enough of people's naked bodies (though I've learned to anticipate which blogs will show that) through BlogLines that I don't want to risk clicking on a link and getting more naked people fucking on my screen. Also, there are some sites that (for obvious reasons) don't work at school. But most of the time they work from BlogLines. (Any HS students reading this might want to take note of that.)

Finally, it just annoys me. If you've got the ability to do full posts, just do it. If you're reading this, and you have a blog with partial posts, guess what? I'm not reading yours. Fine... if that upsets you and you want to unsubscribe from mine out of spite, be my guest. I've got enough to read without trying to determine whether the rest of your post is worth reading from the first part of it. Or if there is even enough left to read to make it worth clicking. (sometimes I would get huge pieces of partial posts and click and there was like 2 sentences left to read in the post... um... thanks...)

I'm through with people bringing me their tired, huddled, partial posts, yearning to breath full.

So, got a full, hard, throbbing, hot post for me yet?

Briana Banks

2005-02-15T16:08:00.000-06:00

Raise your hand if you think Briana Banks is gross almost to the point of being unwatchable (not to mention being a terrible actress).

Raise your other hand if you think she should get a refund from her plastic surgeon (I've seen pictures of her pre-op, and she's actually a pretty girl).

Okay, now you can put your first hand back in your pants and your second hand back on the mouse, and resume doing what you were doing when you stumbled across this site. :)

(testing out a little advertising below... it'll be interesting to what kind of ads they serve for this site ;) )

This Girl Friday

2005-02-04T06:44:00.000-06:00

I had another TGF (click on the title of the post for the gallery, obviously NSFW) ... but seems they moved it on me. But this girl is good people. So, don't worry.

So, got an erection yet?

Meme-bership

2005-02-02T17:02:00.000-06:00

Has anyone ever heard this term before? I just thought it up right now, and I'm wondering if should copyright it or something?

(Cause those quizzes I take all the time are often called Memes... so taking it and posting it on your blog makes you a Memeber, right?)

Yeah... right...

Mind Games

2005-02-02T06:55:00.000-06:00

A picture that might mess with your head a little... and describes last weekend pretty well (since Amber was gone... :( ).

Tasty...

2005-02-02T06:45:00.000-06:00

Call me detail-oriented, but you can totally see this girl's lips... Ummmm, yeah... that's hawt.

So, got a car washer yet?

Another Quiz/Test!!

2005-02-01T19:58:00.000-06:00

Found this over at the JaG Spot... The HTML for this is like 3 pages long... It's a good one though... and show's how delightfully dirty I really am (unlike some other previous quizzes which I shall not link to for shame of being thought too innocent).

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	25% When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself	65.1%
Shamelessness	52.4% It takes a couple of drinks	79.3%
Sex Drive	55.3% A fool for love, but not always	77.6%
Straightness	8.9% Knows the other body type like a map	44.6%
Gayness	3.6% Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame	83.8%
Fucking Sick	77.9% Refreshingly normal	90%
You are 39.39% pure Average Score: 72.7%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up!

Gallery Spinner

2005-02-01T06:39:00.000-06:00

More free porn! How great is the internet??? It still takes a while to get enough free porn to really get off (actually, this might be enough for guys ;) )... but I'm starting to find a lot more good ways to get free porn than ever before in the history of modern history.

So, taken a spin through the galleryspinner yet?

The Next Generation of Thong

2005-01-31T15:54:00.000-06:00

Okay, so after a little careful examination... this looks like it might actually be okay. It's kind of like a jock strap for girls, I think. Sure it might ride up in you if you move around too much, but it's kind of sexy in a strange, strange way.

There's even a video to go along with... Haven't seen it just yet, but I'll let you know when I do.

So, got any new underwear lately?

This Girl Friday: DailyHotties.net

2005-01-28T07:02:00.000-06:00

I meant to post this on Friday... but I think I thought I already had. Sorry about that.

Seriously, though... this girl is pretty hot. She's a little funny looking in some of the pictures, but she's also putting a studded vibrator inside her in some of the pictures. Take your pick...

So, got a free hand yet?

I see Amber and I aren't the only one's who play this game...

2005-01-28T06:49:00.000-06:00

Girl with a one-track mind also plays txt sex with her girl... :) Of course, Amber and I don't have camera phones, so we just send txt mssgs and voice mails. I bet if the IT guys (or girls) at the phone company knew what kind of things go through their systems, they'd be pulling stuff onto their personal computers all day. Actually they might already be doing that... and that's probably not the only thing they're pulling.

The Next Best Thing

2005-01-28T06:31:00.000-06:00

I feel bad because I found this on someone else's blog, but I forgot to save it so I could give them proper credit...

Whoever I got it from, Thanks! It's free lesbian porn. I'm not just saying that to get even more keyword visitors. You have to give them your email address, and they probably did a lot of other nasty things to my computer, but it's probably worth it to have free lesbian porn delivered to my inbox. My hot, wet inbox is waiting... ;)

More Quizzes!

2005-01-27T06:38:00.000-06:00

Quizzes must be some heavenly nectar sent from the gods to bloggers who like to fill out surveys and don't have time to actually write about anything... ;)

You Are Confident Sexy

You're one sexy chica, and you know it.
You've got the confidence to strut your stuff...
And approach any man who happens to catch your eye.
You may make a guys run away, but the true men will appreciate your moxie.

What Kind of Sexy Are You? Take This Quiz :-)

Find the Love of Your Life
(and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

I like the way her little nipple sticks out... just a little...

So, what kind of sexy are you?

Wheat - I, Metagirl

2005-01-26T06:32:00.000-06:00

So, I've heard this song on the radio before... but seriously, someone needs to teach this child to E-nun-ci-ate.

As in: I, metagirl, allikanobetta... batumaleddywith someone.

Would the song be any less good if the dude simply sang the words instead of trying to make them a nearly incomprehensible jumble? I think probably not. However, would I be linking to them in my blog if he did just sing the words? I think probably not.

So, gotaneressonye?

Barbies and Bad Girls

2005-01-20T17:18:00.000-06:00

Barbies and Bad Girls!! Oh my!

More great places to find dirty girls who you can imagine are me and Amber. ;)

The Kiss

2005-01-19T07:09:00.000-06:00

This is what Amber and I usually look like at clubs. ;) I'm working on a tantalizing description of some recent adventures. Maybe I'll get around to posting it some day. :)

A note on Stats

2005-01-19T06:45:00.000-06:00

I just checked my StatCounter account a couple days ago (it had been a while...) ... Um, yeah, that Friday with Lots O Lesbos, this "tiny little blog" had 2,182 unique visitors and 3,457 page loads. Where the hell did that come from??? I'm sure it was someone big linking to me... and I wish I knew who... but my Statcounter logs only have the last 100 visitors, and I've been getting 313 on average for the past month (also an absolutely mind-boggling number).

Um, so, thanks all you people who come here to see all the crap I've been posting lately. I'm trying to find time to write up more sexual escapades... but I've been pretty damn busy (sex with Amber is a long and pleasureable process).

So, got a few visitors yet?

Or... This Girl Friday: Tiffany Teen

2005-01-14T16:40:00.000-06:00

I know I've done Tiffany Teen before... but check this out.

I'm just waiting for Amber to get home so I can have a snack. ;)

So, got an erection yet?

For lack of a better This Girl...

2005-01-14T06:37:00.000-06:00

To make up for my slacking and not putting together a This Girl Friday... I bring you: 2 girls Friday! Lip-Stick Lesbienne's if I've ever seen 'em!

http://www.kindgirls.com/gal.php?dir=penthouse&nom=Penthouse&num=25&pub=metart

So, got an erection yet?

I ain't got no time

2005-01-13T11:50:00.000-06:00

So, if I haven't got "no time" ... that means I have some time?

Unfortunately, I don't have time. :)

So, here's more filler content.

You are every secretary's nightmare

Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

How do you like me now? Too bad I'm a teacher and don't work in an office... Oops. Guess I missed my calling. I would consider copying my beautiful ass though. ;)

So, want some real content yet?

Axe Feather

2005-01-11T13:26:00.000-06:00

Go here to tickle a girl with a feather. It might take a while to load, but it's kind of fun. ;)

Lots O Lesbos!

2005-01-07T06:56:00.000-06:00

Check this out!!! http://www5.kinghost.com/lesbian/allgirlorgy/walltowall.htm

It's like the Top Model girls decided to have an orgy! It's almost to funny to be arounsed by... they're all professional about it, and I don't think anyone is actually touching anyone else's ... in any of the pictues. But it's still fun to look.

PS: This will have to serve as this week's "This Girl Friday" as I've somehow misplaced the file with all the links to Ashleigh in it... I know it's here somewhere, but I can't remember what pseudocryptictopsecret name I gave it, and I don't have time to do a lot of digging right now... So the 10 naked lesbians will just have to suffice. ;)

What kind of bra are you?

2005-01-06T16:38:00.000-06:00

So, I logged on hoping that I'd have a draft of something to post since I don't really feel like writing anything and HERE IT IS! Yay! So, another lame quiz... just cause I'm lazy... waiting for Amber to get off work, so she can get me off. (Worst play on words, EVER. Thank you very much...)

By the way, I stole this one from According to Amber.

You Are an Animal Print Bra!

Wild, zany, and even a little crazy.
You make every date an unpredictable adventure.
You want a guy who will constantly surprise you.
A relationship that's the most insane ride of your life.

What Kind of Bra Are You? Take This Quiz :-)

Find the Love of Your Life
(and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

To those in East Asia

2004-12-30T06:23:00.000-06:00

I feel like kind of a heel for not mentioning it sooner, since all the other blogs I read are... My heart goes out to those in East Asia. I'm going to donate to the Red Cross on Amazon, but I know that it won't be even close to enough to ease the pain and suffering of so many.

I will keep you all in my prayers.

Slut Test

2004-12-30T06:13:00.000-06:00

Okay, obviously this test is not an accurate measure of sluttiness... because I'm sure you all know that I'm far sluttier than 52%. I mean, JaG, who I got the test from, was 58% slutty, and I feel (at least from reading her blog) that I'm at least as slutty as her...

I'm so dissappointed in myself. ;(

So, how slutty are you?

A Trimmed Kinky Bush

2004-12-29T13:55:00.000-06:00

How do you prefer your bush? I actually really like shaved, but I don't like the stubble. When shaved, I find that I have to shave everyday to keep it how I like it and that leads to some unsightly bumps after a while. I've settled into the routine of shaving and then letting it grow every once-in-a-while. Tonight though, I trimmed. I've never just trimmed before.

I like it.

It's so soft. It certainly feels better than a thick bush and it's so soft... i just want to keep touching it. I might have to stay trimmed for a while, seems to have the benefits of shaving (cleaner, neater, more sensitive) without all the draw backs (everyday upkeep, itchy stubble, bumps and irritated skin).

So guys, is trimmed okay -- or do you just have to have completely shaved? Ohh and all you people who prefer a thick bush, I don't like it. Too much hair for me.

Instead of just commenting on her site, I'll hook up KB with a link... and offer my opinion:

I LOVE trim bush. :) I almost prefer it to shaved. It's nice to have some hair there, because complete shave jobs can look a little freaky unless you work in porn. It's softer too, and - as KB points out - much easier to maintain since you can let it grow a little.

So, got the scissor out yet?

This Girl Friday: Ashleigh

2004-12-17T13:45:00.000-06:00

So, I had 2 people request that I bring back TGF. I found enough pictures of this hot Canadian girl (Jordan, are you paying attention?) to have two TGF posts... So, I'm going to do just that... where's the catch, you say? Here it is:

The Catch

Since 2 people emailed and asked for this... I'm going to require that 3 people email me next week to get the rest of Ashleigh's pictures (sure, you could probably find them yourself, but I've already picked out all the good ones anyway). I will withhold the pictures until I get 3 people within a one week period to email me asking for them. :) So there.

I know she's kind of slutty looking in some of the pictures, and she even looked kind of ugly in some pictures... she's not a perfect girl, but she's willing to put herself out there. And that's pretty sexy.

Now, on with the pictures...

She is indeed Canadian.

Since it's almost Christmas, this one seemed appropriate:

She's a lip-stick lesbienne. Ain't nothing wrong with that. :)

Must be praying that I'm coming over later... ;)

And there's this series:

And part of the series for next time (just to entice you...)

So, got an erection yet?

Fan Mail

2004-12-14T06:21:00.000-06:00

I've been getting quite a bit of fan mail recently... and it makes me feel both good and bad. Good, obviously, because people have said they like the stuff I've posted, but bad for somewhat abandoning them...

A couple readers in particular asked for me to at least post This Girl Friday, if nothing else. Problem is, I haven't come across any girls lately that I really feel are worthy... (I haven't been looking quite as much... with Amber around, y'know)

So, for those readers, does anyone have a girl they'd like to nominate for This Girl Friday? Use that email link to let me know...

The other alternative is this: If I get 2 (which would double the current amount) more requests for TGF, then I'll look a little harder (to make you a little harder. ;) )

Also, thanks for the emails... seriously, it's pretty cool that you all find me so entertaining even with all the other pornoblography you could be looking at out there.

So, got a suggestion for TGF yet?

USB Vibe

2004-11-30T06:33:00.000-06:00

Seriously folks...

Getting a crick in your back or neck from sitting in front of that LCD all day long? USB Vibe, from GrandTec USA, offers a quick fix. It's a "personal massager" that plugs into any USB port on a desktop or laptop PC. Its hand-fitting convex massage head with nodules oscillates at 3600 vibrations per minute--60 per second. We went around the office, offering stress relief to our colleagues, and most found its action pleasing. 6.5-foot cord included. Don’t expect to use it with a laptop for too long, though: It uses the maximum 5 volts USB allows.

So, got a "personal massager" yet?

Posting...

2004-11-17T06:45:00.000-06:00

Has anyone noticed my posts have been pretty crappy lately? With the exception of the exceptional Miss Cara of course.

So, yeah, my life is busier than I thought it would be when I started this thing... which would be great, except that I don't have the kind of time to write here all the time.

I don't want to do one of those "dropping of the face of the earth" things, and I also don't want to do the "Sorry guys, I'm not going to post here anymore." Because I will... just not as much... See, that's why RSS readers are great. Cause then you won't have to check back here with any regularity, and when I have time to post something, it'll be right there waiting for you. (If you still don't have an RSS reader, check out BlogLines)

I hope that's okay with everyone... If you want, you can still send me pictures (and/or stories) in my email. And I'll continue to read the blogs you see over to the right there... And those people are just as entertaining as I ever have been, so go ahead and check 'em out. You'll be glad you did.

So, until next time...

This Girl Friday: Cara Michelle

2004-11-12T06:41:00.000-06:00

Here is she. Probably too "slutty" or "cheap" to be America's Next Top Model... but not by much. This is some high class nudity. ;)

So, got an erection yet?

Another cheap and easy post from Lingerie Dreams

2004-11-11T06:49:00.000-06:00

So, I've been pretty crappy about posting this week. I don't know where all my time has gone, but it's been going somewhere. I think I have too many damn blogs to read (see that blogroll from Bloglines down the side there?) ... not enough time to write myself. But don't worry! I still have a girl for Friday. :) And I am still having all the sex. I just don't have time to write about it... :(

So, go to someone else's page:

I've seen this picture before, but it was quite a while back...Lingerie Dreams

Thanks for bringing back the memories... ;)

So, got an erection yet?

katriana: This morning...

2004-11-09T16:34:00.000-06:00

katriana: This morning...

I was awakened by being completely taken
I was used soley for his pleasure
he left me alone, dripping with his cum
and aching from his use

Hawt!

So, got an erection yet?

My Best Sexual Skill

2004-11-08T17:01:00.000-06:00

Turns out I'm better at flirting and kissing than fucking. Interesting... cause I'm not really the "kissing" kind. Although, I certainly enjoy flirting. Well, that's what you get from web quizzes, I suppose.

Art Studio Slut

2004-11-06T16:02:00.000-06:00

There's this art studio on my way to and from work. They have big
windows so you can see everything that's going on inside. A week or
so ago, they painted several faces around on the studio walls. Mostly
just small 8x10 kind of things... but on one wall (which I can see
clearly when walking home) they painted the face and neck of what I
can only describe as a brunette slut-goddess. She is absolutely
beautiful, in a completely slutty kind of way. She has dark teal eye
shadow, and what one could call a "come hither" look. I pretty much
cream my jeans (or whatever I happen to be wearing) every time I walk
by. Sometimes I even slow down just so I can get more turned on by
her. I can imagine her saying "Oh, you want to eat my pussy? Well, I
guess so..." all non-chalant about it.

This painting has also led me to start a post called "nothing says
Slut like..." which I'll be posting here eventually... when I've
accumulated enough items to make it interesting. If you, my faithful
readers, have any input on what kinds of things make you think "God,
she must be a slut" feel free to email them to me, or leave a comment
her.

And in the mean time, don't forget, you can send me any dirty
slut-goddes pics you have lying around on your hard drive, and I'll
give you a gmail account.

So, am I your slut-goddes yet?

This Girl Friday: Unknown

2004-11-05T14:51:00.000-06:00

These pictures were sent to me as part of the great "porn for gmail"
scandal of last week (actually, I still have an invite left, so if you
want to send me more hot girls, feel free!)... I asked the person who
sent them, but they could not identify this lovely lady. If you know
her, please, let me know, so I can do an google image search right
quick.

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So, got an erection yet?

Art Studio Slut

2004-11-05T13:25:00.000-06:00

There's this art studio on my way to and from work. They have big windows so you can see everything that's going on inside. A week or so ago, they painted several faces around on the studio walls. Mostly just small 8x10 kind of things... but on one wall (which I can see clearly when walking home) they painted the face and neck of what I can only describe as a brunette slut-goddess. She is absolutely beautiful, in a completely slutty kind of way. She has dark teal eye shadow, and what one could call a "come hither" look. I pretty much cream my jeans (or whatever I happen to be wearing) every time I walk by. Sometimes I even slow down just so I can get more turned on by her. I can imagine her saying "Oh, you want to eat my pussy? Well, I guess so..." all non-chalant about it.

This painting has also led me to start a post called "nothing says Slut like..." which I'll be posting here eventually... when I've accumulated enough items to make it interesting. If you, my faithful readers, have any input on what kinds of things make you think "God, she must be a slut" feel free to email them to me, or leave a comment here.

And in the mean time, don't forget, you can send me any dirty slut-goddes pics you have lying around on your hard drive, and I'll give you a gmail account.

So, am I your slut-goddes yet?